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The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Crops Grown:	2562

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Secret Passages Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ores Mined:	5138
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	1385
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ores Mined:	3470
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	46	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9255
Emeralds Found:	3259	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!