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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7595 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 130 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 298 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.