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RostovRaidersMC

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	558571
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crops Grown:	6185	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Buildings Constructed:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Votes:	4406

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ores Mined:	2042	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Animals Bred:	56
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Crops Grown:	5033
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

DebiasCraft: The Science Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3905
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using enchanted weapons and armor. The winner gets a pet Ender Dragon to ride around on!

3. Our server events are crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider. From building competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening in our pixelated world.

4. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our exclusive club where you can chill with other players, trade rare items, and sip on virtual potions that give you superhuman strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might end up in the Nether for eternity.

Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Votes:	4133
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We’ve got exploding chickens, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a squad of dancing skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Remember, insanity is just a block away!