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ExorcistCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a team of exorcists ready to cleanse your world of any pesky ghost mobs haunting your builds! Watch as they banish spirits with their enchanted diamond swords and holy water buckets. Plus, our exorcists have a special talent for turning creepers into friendly pet cats. Join now for a ghostly good time! -
Mystic Ore Valley 1.21.4
mystic, 1.21.4, ore, Anonymous No. 95294069 Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Investigation Unknown Enigma Detective Secret Puzzle Clues Intrigue Mysterious Hidden Solving Uncover Unsolved Conundrum, Valleyt tell you the name of this Minecraft server, but let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.
Forget boring old servers, ours has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to dubstep music.
You’ll never be bored on our server because we have a giant maze made entirely out of cake.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!
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FoodieCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise hospitality like no other! Just like how this mom promised lunch to her son’s friend’s family, only to have it canceled last minute – we promise you won’t be disappointed!Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. Our server is so lit, even the hairdresser knows about it!
Don’t worry about disrespectful players, we have a strict no-cancellation policy. If you bail last minute, you’ll have to pay back in diamonds!
So come on over and let’s have a snack together, because pleasing everyone is exhausting but totally worth it on our server! See you there, unless you want to face the wrath of a pissed off boyfriend like Ron. 😂😂😂
Are you the asshole if you don’t join our server? Probably. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with last minute cancellations and tantrums here!
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MineNews: Crafting Headlines
Have you heard about the Minecraft server where players can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes? It’s the only server where you can build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots out cupcakes instead of fireballs. Join now and become part of the wackiest and most epic adventures in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server. -
TrudeauCraft: Not Trump’s 51st State
so, like, justin trudeau, you know, the canadian dude, he’s like, yo, trump wants to make canada a US state, like for realz. so like, we gotta escape to this minecraft server, cuz like, who wants to be a US state, amirite? join us on this server and build your own canadian utopia, eh? we got poutine and maple syrup for days, and no trump trying to take over. come join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a real hoot, ay? -
Crafty Weather Woes
join this epic minecraft server where the weather is so cray cray that it will make your debt go BOOM! imagine getting hit by a flood while trying to mine diamonds, or a storm blowing up your house while you’re crafting a sword. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your bank account! come join us and see how much debt you can rack up while dodging natural disasters left and right. it’s the ultimate test of your survival skills and financial responsibility. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to weather the storm (literally)! -
One Life RPG – Whitelisted – NA-E Hardcore Modded
One Life RPG – a survival smp with a twist.
A modded medieval-themed survival server where death is permanent unless revived! Explore custom biomes, dungeons, and RPG progression while working together to survive.
18+ ONLY!
Features:
Features: One life, one chance – if you die, you’re out unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival. Overhauled nether & end, dynamic lunar events, and dungeons with difficulty scaling based on location. Medieval-themed armor & weapons, plus end-game gear with unique effects. Keep your style with vanity slots. Earn medieval titles the longer you play, expand your land by buying chunks from villagers or ranking up through playtime, and level up skills with levelz to grow stronger. No PvP – just survival & exploration – work together, respect claims, and enjoy the adventure with friends. Whitelisted – join the discord and follow the server rules to get started!
FAQ
1. Is this server PvP-focused?
No, this server is focused on survival and exploration. PvP is not enabled.
2. How does the one life mechanic work?
If your character dies, they are out of the game unless revived at a revival shrine or during the bi-weekly server-wide revival event.
3. Can I play on this server if I am under 18?
No, this server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.
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CraftyMomma’sNarcB*tchPalace
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like calling your mom a narcissistic b*tch! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.Reasons to join: – Need to escape from family drama? We got you covered! – Build your dream wedding without any interfering mothers-in-law in revealing white dresses. – Security guards will escort any troublemakers out, so you can focus on having a good time.
So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky world of Minecraft!
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PixelLifeUnscathed
Are you tired of boring, uneventful lives? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme! Our players have survived creeper explosions, fallen into lava pits, and even been chased by a pack of angry wolves. If you’re looking for a sign of a truly undamaged life, look no further than the battle scars earned on our server. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!