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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	3067

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4150
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipNop Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2084
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Items Found:	1551	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

DimensionalBlindness

Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive limitations, Cognitive science, comprehension, Consciousness, DimensionalBlindness, EYES, higher dimensions, human perception, neural processing, Perception, processing, Reality, Scientific inquiry, sensory perception, spatial dimensions, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, visual cognition, visual perception

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mines Excavated:	1926
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crops Grown:	4329	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Towns Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!