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ThirstCraft: Hot Water Edition

Communication, Community, counseling, Edition, Empathy, Future, Gratitude, growth, hot, Improvement, Intimacy, Journey, love, Marriage, progress, relationship, strength, Support, teamwork, Therapy, ThirstCraft, Trauma, Understanding, Water

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9238
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Towns Built:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and growth just like this couple who worked through their issues over a glass of warm water.

Just like this couple, you too can work through your childhood trauma and relationship issues while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us on this server where we promise to provide a safe space for personal growth and healing, all while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among the creepers and skeletons!

So come on, join us and work on yourself while building the ultimate Minecraft empire. It’s therapy and gaming all in one!

GodlyBelieverMC SMP

belief in God, divine presence, existential questions, FAITH, faith in higher being, faith in the unseen, God’s existence, GodlyBelieverMC, Higher power, personal beliefs, philosophical beliefs, questioning faith, Religion, religious beliefs, religious convictions, religious faith, seeking meaning, smp, Spiritual beliefs, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, trust in divine

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Villages Defended:	12
Dimension Hops:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Garden of Eden! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to the pearly gates! Join us and you’ll be asking yourself, “Do you believe in god and why? Because on this server, anything is possible!”

BlockyLifeCatchUp

BlockyLifeCatchUp, comparison trap, falling behind, goal-setting, life struggles, mental health, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, seeking support, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-doubt, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be the ultimate pro! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on epic adventures, build insane creations, and make friends with pixelated pigs who will never judge you for eating too much cake. So why waste time feeling like a loser in the real world when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

MoodSwingCraft

bipolar disorder, bipolar disorder symptoms, hormonal changes, Menopause, menopause symptoms, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health conditions, mental health research., mental health statistics, mental illness, mood disorders, mood swings, MoodSwingCraft, perimenopause, Women’s Health, women’s health issues, women’s health research, women’s hormones, women’s mental health, women’s mental health research

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	1827	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

LOLZ come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain! We did a study and found out that women are like, totally twice as likely to go bipolar during the perimenopause, so why not come play with us and let out all that crazy energy? Your moods will swing from one extreme to another just like in the game, but it’s all good because we’re here to support you through it all. So come on, join us and let’s go on this wild ride together! 🤪🎢🎮

Real Hard-Corn Europe – 1.21: Where the Corn is Tougher Than Diamonds!

be very careful, Corn, diamonds, Europe, griefing is allowed, Hardcore, HardCorn, no borders, No hacking, No map resets, no natural regeneration, no pay to win, No Whitelist, PvP, real, simple hardcore, take no risks before you are in diamond gear at least, Tougher, use totems

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magic Items Found:	7772	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	899
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	23.109.46.153:25678
Description	Made this server because regular survival on hard mode is too easy. There’s no challenge after gearing up. Haven’t decided how long death ban will be, maybe a week or two. Open to suggestions/questions.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	Simple hardcore
Is natural regeneration allowed?	No, except in spawn area. Players need gapples, suspicious stew, potions to regain health
Are hacking and cheating allowed?	No hacking is allowed
Are there any map resets or borders?	No map resets, no borders, no protection. PvP, griefing is allowed
Is there a whitelist?	No, there is no whitelist
Is pay to win allowed?	No, there is no pay to win system
Any recommendations for players?	Be very careful and take no risks before you are in diamond gear at least. Use totems

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

404 GAME RE:SET, Accord’s Library, anime adaptation, blockbusters, Chat Stamps Compilation, conquest guides, Drakengard, emulation guides, event stories, high res art, Minecraft, movie release, nier, nier automata, NieR Reincarnation, remake, Resource Pastebin, SEASON 2, Server, SINoALICE, translation, Voice of Cards, yoko taro, Yokoverse Fanbook

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Star Shards Collected:	157
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to the YoRHa Edition Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to the legendary Yoko Taro, the mastermind behind some of the most mind-bending games in existence. Join us for discussions on NieR, Drakengard, and even the wild world of spanking and cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive inside information that NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 is currently airing, so you better hop on this server to stay in the loop. And don’t forget about the SINoALICE Movie home release – it’s out now and it’s a cinematic masterpiece.

If you’re a fan of remakes and reimaginings, we’ve got you covered with NieR Replicant and NieR Automata both available on Steam. Plus, dive into the world of Voice of Cards games and experience a whole new level of card-based adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have emulation guides for Drakengard games, a Yokoverse Fanbook, and a complete Yoko Taro resource pastebin for all your Yoko needs. And if you’re looking for SINoALICE resources, we’ve got guides, databases, OSTs, and everything in between.

So why wait? Join us on the YoRHa Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Yoko Taro himself building a giant replica of Emil’s head out of diamond blocks. It’s a wild ride, but isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

TheCraftySMPPlayer922957211

No. 922957211 Anonymous Amanda Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Murder Secrets Intrigue Betrayal Deception Psychological Dark Twists Suspicion Unraveling Revelation, TheCraftySMPPlayer922957211

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9007	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	211	New Chunks Explored:	154920

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes led by a chicken in a top hat, or participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just ask Amanda, she’s been living in a house made entirely of TNT for weeks and she’s loving every minute of it.

FleaCraft: GF’s Cat Drama

Animal Behavior, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Drama, FleaCraft, fleas, gfs, Girlfriend, living together, pet allergies, pet behavior, pet care, pet grooming, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet ownership conflicts, pet responsibilities, Pets, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	182	Ores Mined:	9704
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a girlfriend and her flea-infested cat! Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about pesky fleas biting you while you’re trying to relax and build your dream creations.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape selfish partners who prioritize their pets over your comfort. Say goodbye to arguments about who should take care of the cat’s flea problem and hello to a community of players who understand the struggle of living with a furry friend who brings unwanted guests into your home.

So come on in and join us for a flea-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as you leave behind the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fleas you’ll encounter are the pixelated kind!

PixelPalsCraft

annoying character, disliked character, Expendable, extraneous, filler character, INSIGNIFICANT, Irrelevant, Main character, Movie, opinion, PixelPalsCraft, Pointless, superfluous, supporting character, Surplus, tv show, unimportant, unnecessary character, unnecessary plotline, unneeded, wasted screen time

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters and storylines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the main character is a talking llama who is obsessed with collecting socks. And don’t even get us started on the supporting characters – a group of sentient pickles who are always getting into trouble. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

MaduroCraftX: Opponent Edition

authoritarian regime, black X, Democracy, Dictatorship, Edition, freedom of speech, government corruption, human rights violations, intimidation tactics, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraftX, opponent, Opponents, opposition leaders, political intimidation, political persecution, Political unrest, Propaganda, protest, regime change, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANT TO BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!!! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!!! U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMONDS OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER QUEEN!!!

ALSO, WE GOT SECRET BLACK X MARKS THAT GIVE U SUPERPOWERS LIKE TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF AT NIGHT OR SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM UR EYES!!! ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN UNLOCK THE MYSTERIES OF THESE MARKS AND BECOME LEGENDS IN THE LAND!!!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR?? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!!! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO!!! 🎉🎉🎉