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Normie95% Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Votes:	125	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

Alliance, cavemen, Commitment, Congress, current events, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, GrugCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, policy, Politics, Public Pledge, Senator Grug, social media, Speech, Support, twitter, united states

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

4koma, Ako, Banners, Binah, BlockyBagelCraft, blue archive, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Defense, Events, Friends, Fun, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Minecraft, News, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, serving, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4356
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, Combat Skills, comedy, FANTASY, Gods, Hero, isekai, Journey, light novel, madness, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, OTHERWORLDLY, Powerful, Protagonist, Rivalry, Supernatural, Tsuki Ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu, Tsukis, world-building

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Towns Built:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	8642
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).