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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5067 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!
After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!