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BaconCraft: The Caviar Challenge

bacon, BaconCraft, Caviar, challenge, Culinary, delicacy, exclusive, expensive, Extravagant, Farming, fine dining, Food, Gourmet, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, opulence, rare, rare treat, Wealthy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

join dis minecraft server and u can farm bacon like itz the rarest thing in da world. u gotta work hard for dat crispy goodness. but guess what? caviar iz like dirt easy to farm here. u can have fancy fish eggs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. itz like u a fancy millionaire without even trying. come join us and live da high life with bacon and caviar galore. itz gonna be a feast fit for a king, or at least a minecraft player pretending to be one.

AcneCraft: Omega3 Deficit – Level Up Your Skin

acne, AcneCraft, deficit, deficits, dietary habits, healthy skin, Inflammatory Response, LEVEL, long-term effects, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, omega-3 deficiency, omega-3 fatty acids, Omega3, participants, Prevention, research, Severity, skin, skin care, skin conditions, skin health, study, target levels, Treatment

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can level up ur omega-3 fatty acids and Mediterranean diet skills to fight off acne like a pro! 98.3% of players start with deficits in omega-3s, but if u reach ur target levels, u will see ur acne vanish like magic! come join us for a wild ride of skincare and survival, and watch as ur skin clears up faster than u can say “diamond sword”!

NudeCraft: Minecraft Server

adult content, Daring, exhibitionism, explicit content, Minecraft, my gf in a bar outside, naked in public, naughty adventures, NudeCraft, outrageous behavior, pic is related, post your best, public display, public nudity, revealing outfits, risky behavior, scandalous behavior, Server, social norms, taboo activities, Uncensored, wild night out

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wear clothes all the time? Well, look no further because on our server, you can run around butt-naked in public and nobody will bat an eye!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can post your best naked pic and win fabulous prizes! Just like the pic related, where my girlfriend was at a bar outside…wait, what?

Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to cover up when your mom walks in…or not, we won’t judge!

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Exclusive content, Gaming Community, hoyoverse, In-game stickers, Japanese version, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen, please, Redeemable Codes, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Trailer, Uniform, Website, Where the Miracle Began, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, ZenlessZoneZero, ZZZ stickers, ZZZ2024, ZZZFREE100, ZZZTVCM

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2913
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the epic adventures of Ellen, a character with a uniform, shark tail, and scissors who will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with lore that will make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero and prepare to be amazed!

And if you need more reasons to join, how about redeemable codes that can only be claimed in-game? Get your hands on ZZZFREE100, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, ZZZ2024, and ZZZTVCM to unlock exclusive content and rewards.

Still not convinced? We even have ZZZ stickers that will make your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

BroCraftBroblems

Appearance, AQUARIUM, bathroom etiquette, beach day, BroCraftBroblems, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Fishing, Friends, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Insecurity, peer pressure, personal boundaries, public restrooms, ride home, shopping center, sibling relationships, social dynamics, Transportation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Potions Brewed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of waiting in long lines for the bathroom? Join our Minecraft server where there are no lines at all! You can pee wherever you want, whenever you want! No more waiting for your turn, just let it flow!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who ditch you because of your looks. We embrace all players, no matter how feminine they may appear. In fact, we have a special “gender-bending” skin pack just for those who want to confuse their friends even more!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fishing for is laughs! Who needs a beach when you can have a virtual world full of ridiculousness and fun? See you there, bathroom warriors!

CraftyPride: Iran2Norway Minecraft Server

30 Years, court case, CraftyPride, criminal justice, discrimination, hate crime, Homophobia, international news, Iran2Norway, Iranian-born, Justice, Legal System, LGBTQ, man, Minecraft, minority rights, norway, Pride Attack, Prison, sentenced, Server, Social Issues, violence

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most lit minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got a pride attack in norway and an iranian-born man got sentenced to 30 years in prison for stealing all the diamonds in the server! yea, u heard me right, diamonds! come join us and see if u can beat his record and become the ultimate diamond thief in our server! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun!

BlipCraft, cognitive distortion., Communication, Freudian, Freudian analysis, Freudian blip, Freudian concept, Freudian interpretation, Freudian perspective, Freudian phenomenon, Freudian psychology, Freudian slip, Freudian theory, Fun, language processing, linguistic error, mental health, mishearing, misspeaking, psychoanalysis, psychological reason, Slip, speech error, subconscious

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Towns Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

CRISTALLIX Minecraft server

Adventure, Bedwars, building, CastleFight, character decoration, CRISTALLIX, CustomSteveChaos, Galax, Graffiti, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, Mods, Pixelmon, PvP battles, RPG, Server, Simulators, Skywars, technomagic, twerking

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	140642
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

The Cristalix server began its journey back in 2012 and continues to actively develop and improve throughout all these years. We, the Cristalix team, know very well what games you like and want to play. Not only those players who cannot live without PvP battles will find their place here, but also those who love to create and build, as well as those who love to seek adventure and fight mobs.

On our server you can decorate your character with various personalization elements or show off your dancing skills by twerking right in front of other players! And what about graffiti? Yes, we have that too!

Cristalix is a high-tech project with online up to 7000 players, which sets new standards for Minecraft in the CIS. Here you will find a wide range of mini-games, from classic BedWars and SkyWars to unique and exciting games such as CastleFight and CustomSteveChaos! In addition, we have many simulators where you can spend time comfortably and without any difficulties.

And that’s not all! The Cristalix server also features quality builds with mods, including Pixelmon, TechnoMagic, RPG, Galax and many more! We have something special for everyone.

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BigGirlLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big girls, BigGirlLove, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural norms, curvy women, DATING, empowerment, Inclusivity, love, Minecraft, plus size, relationships, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, society standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where big girls don’t get the love they deserve? Look no further, because on our server, big girls are the main attraction! We have custom-built villages with extra-wide doorways and reinforced floors to support all the love and attention they need. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where size really does matter!

LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ores Mined:	2120	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.