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SMPixelatedLols – Minecraft SMP >>478250976

Bisexual, conjecture, empirical evidence, evolutionary firewall, Game, Gene pool, genetic defect, gtgt478250976, high suicide rates, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, manipulative behavior, mental disease, Minecraft, narcissism, Population, psychiatrists, Roles, smp, SMPixelatedLols, Sociopaths, status quo

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is filled with sociopaths and LGBTQ+ individuals! Yes, you heard that right – according to a totally legit source, all sociopaths are LGBTQ+ and most LGBTQ+ people are sociopaths. It’s like a crazy Venn diagram of chaos and drama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a psychological experiment gone wrong, with players playing roles and manipulating each other like it’s all just a game. And if you take offense to someone’s sexual jokes, well, you might just get eliminated as a sociopath. It’s like Survivor meets Mean Girls, but in Minecraft form.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you never know who’s telling the truth, who’s lying, and who’s just here for the chaos, then come join us! Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BoobAvoider in Minecraft SMP

BoobAvoider, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6142	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never stare at anyone’s pixelated boobs! Trust us, the ladies will definitely notice if you try not to stare, it’s like a sixth sense for them in this server. But don’t worry, we have plenty of distractions to keep you occupied, from building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs off cliffs for fun. Join us for a hilarious and boob-free adventure unlike any other!

BlockyBaddies

ANNOYING, backstabber, bad attitude, BlockyBaddies, coworker, Difficult, dishonest, DISRESPECTFUL, drama queen, frustrating, incompetent, Lazy, micromanager, nightmare colleague, Slacker, TOXIC, troublemaker, unprofessional, unreliable, work, worst person

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Void Armor Forged:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying coworkers in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and work with a bunch of virtual villagers who are even worse! From villagers who constantly steal your diamonds to creepers who blow up your hard work, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where all the worst Minecraft players gather to plot their mischief. Join us if you dare!

CraftyPutinGamer

Accountability, arrest, controversy, CraftyPutinGamer, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, extradition, Failure, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, mongolia, Politics, putin, Sorry., world news

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Potions Brewed:	199
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7699	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? Like, we got llamas riding pigs, and chickens wearing diamond armor. It’s, like, totally cray cray up in here.

We got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks. And, get this, it actually looks legit! Like, how does that even happen?

And, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and, like, a million creepers ready to explode your face off.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the coolest place in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama-pig cavalry, they mean business.

Brainy ADHD Teens

adhd, adolescent health, adolescents, amygdala, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, brain development, brain region, brain structure, Brainy, cognitive function, Development, Disorder, emotional regulation, higher risk, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological development, Risk, severe symptoms, smaller amygdala, Symptoms, teens

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Emeralds Found:	7621	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Secret Passages Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lol so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity for all you minecraft peeps out there! like, if you join, you’ll be like, so lit that even the coolest kids will be jealous.

we got crazy stuff happening here, like, did you know that if you join this server, your amygdala region of the brain will like, totally shrink and you’ll be at risk of developing ADHD? but like, don’t worry, cuz that just means you’ll experience even more epic symptoms of this disorder.

so like, join now and get ready for the wildest ride of your life! we promise you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, it’ll be a blast!

What is the IP for SpeedyPlays Minecraft Server?

andyblox, BROOKHAVEN, brookhaven rp, Cash, cashblox, CRAZY FAN GIRLS, johnny and marty, Minecraft, MongoBlox, Nico, nicoblox, omzblox, RIZZING GIRLS As A OP SONIC BIRD In Roblox…, RIZZING MY CRAZY FAN GIRLS As A OP BIRD In Roblox…, roblox, roblox brookhaven, roblox funny, roblox funny moments, roblox funny stories, roblox funny videos, roblox roleplay, roblox sonic, roblox story, Server, sonic, sonic and amy, sonic and tails, sonic roblox, SONIC.EXE, speedyblox, speedyplays, Tails, techy, techy plays, techyblox

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Animals Bred:	180
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

SpeedyPlays is a popular content creator known for his high-energy gameplay videos and entertaining commentary. With a passion for gaming, SpeedyPlays has built a dedicated fan base on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. His engaging personality and skillful gaming abilities make him a standout in the online gaming community.

Welcome to Hell

Curseforge, fear, FTB, Hordes, Minecraft, mod, nightfall, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towny, Undead, Welcome to Hell

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Want to know true fear?… Gladly.. step foot into hell and watch as your fears come to life. fight against the hordes of undead, survive together, and conquer the nightfall, Fear Nightfall (CurseForge mod)

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Stop Chinese Hemegony Minecraft Server

Chinese, Chinese hegemony, containment strategy, diplomatic efforts., east asia, economic dominance, foreign policy, geopolitical competition, Global influence, global politics, global supremacy, great power competition, Hemegony, international relations, military expansion, Minecraft, national security, power struggle, regional influence, Server, STOP, stop Chinese hegemony, strategic competition, superpower rivalry, world leadership

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of Chinese hemegony taking over your Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we are dedicated to stopping this madness! Join us and together we will build an army of llamas to fight off the Chinese invaders. Our secret weapon? Exploding sheep that rain down TNT on our enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic battle anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So come join us and let’s show those Chinese hemegony who’s boss!

> Rapes you in your path – Minecraft SMP

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, counseling, crime, empowerment, healing, Justice, Legal, mental health, Minecraft, Path, Prevention, rape, Rapes, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, violence

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the mobs are as deadly as the players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly on edge, as you never know when a creeper will sneak up behind you and “rape” you in your path. But don’t worry, our community is always there to support you and help you rebuild after a surprise attack.

We have a rich lore in our world, where players have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can conquer. Will you be the one to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. PvP battles are a common occurrence, and alliances are constantly shifting. You never know who you can trust in this cutthroat world. So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft SMP, come join us and see if you can make a name for yourself among the chaos.

EventFailCraft

adhd, boyfriend’s friends, breakdown, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Cultural differences, emotional struggles, EventFailCraft, feeling excluded, feeling hurt, feeling misunderstood, game night, mental health struggles, personal boundaries, rejection sensitivity, relationship issues, social dynamics, social exclusion, support systems, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where exclusivity is key! Just like in this wild story where our players host game nights and only invite certain people, we like to keep things interesting by only allowing the coolest and most elite players to join.

If you’re looking for a server where drama unfolds like a soap opera, then look no further! Join us and experience the thrill of being excluded from events, only to have to explain your deepest struggles to the host in hopes of getting an invite. Will you be rejected like in this crazy tale, or will you find a way to cope with the rejection and come out stronger on the other side?

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of social dynamics in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a juicy plot twist that will keep you coming back for more!

ComfortFoodSMP

bad day, comfort cooking, comfort food, ComfortFoodSMP, coping mechanism, craving, desserts, emotional eating, fast food, Favorite, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Relaxation, self-care, SNACKS, stress eating, Unhealthy, warm dishes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of eating boring old comfort food when you’re feeling down? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and feast on virtual comfort food that will never disappoint! We have a secret recipe for diamond-encrusted cake that will turn your frown upside down in no time. Plus, rumor has it that eating this cake will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly in-game. So why settle for real food when you can have magical Minecraft comfort food instead? Join us now and indulge in the tastiest treats your blocky heart desires!