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SequelitisCraft

bad sequel, box office, Cinema, DISAPPOINTING, film, film criticism, film industry, film sequels, Hollywood, Movie, movie fans, movie franchises, movie industry, movie reviews, movie sequels, original, ruined, Sequel, SequelitisCraft, worst sequels

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing worse than a bad movie sequel is missing out on all the fun we have to offer! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

Our server is so epic that even the worst movie sequel would pale in comparison to the adventures you’ll have here. We once had a player who accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into the Nether, where they had to battle a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a carrot on a stick.

So come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the only sequel worth playing!

IronFistCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, civil liberties, crackdown, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, iron fist, IronFistCraft, Maduro, Minecraft, opposition, Political unrest, protest, Régime, repression, rising toll, Server, State, Unrest, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4523	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wildest, most epic server in alllll of minecraft land!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes! not to mention our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even maduro himself called for a state ‘iron fist’ to try and shut us down! but we ain’t scared of no iron fist, we laugh in the face of danger and keep on building our epic minecraft empire!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright crazy minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u hate fun, then u might regret it a little bit). let’s do this, gamers!

Putin’s Block Party

BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Kursk developments, military intervention, Party, peace negotiations, political news, putin, Putin’s actions, Putins, russia, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, White House, White House statement, world leaders

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build a replica of the white house on kursk!!! u can be prezident putin and tell everyone to get the hell out of ukraine and call it a day hahaha so much fun!!! build ur own crazy stories and rule the server like a boss!!! join now for a wild time and lots of laughs!!!

LunarPupHowls

Animals, astronaut, barking, canine, celestial bodies, cosmic adventure, dog, funny, howl, humor, impossibility, interstellar travel, Lunar exploration, lunar mission, LunarPupHowls, Moon, outer space, science fiction, space exploration, Space Travel, Universe

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	530582	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs can actually go to the moon and howl at the ground all day long! we have a special rocket ship that only takes dogs on this wild adventure because why not? imagine the chaos of a pack of dogs barking at the moon while floating in space, it’s a sight you can’t miss! plus, once they come back to earth, they’ll have special moon powers like super speed and laser eyes. so come join us for a howling good time on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

ADHDCraft: No Long-Term Brain Shrinkage

adhd, ADHDcraft, adolescents, Adults, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Brain, brain structure, cognitive function, cortical thickness, Development, Evidence, long-term effects, Longterm, medication, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurology, Psychiatry, research, scientific findings, SHRINKAGE, stimulant treatment, study

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7749	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	222	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. like, we got dragons flying around, and unicorns giving out diamonds. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with creepers and zombies.

oh, and get this, if u join our server, u will literally become a superhero. like, u will have super strength and can fly around like a boss. it’s like being in a comic book, but in minecraft form.

and guess what? we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s crazy, man.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Boring SMP

Boring SMP, close community., Community, Events, fabricmc, freshly baked, Fun, Gaming, laid back, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Playstyle, quality of life, regular, Relaxed, relaxed playstyle, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ores Mined:	6959
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	New Chunks Explored:	969150

Boring SMP is a freshly baked Minecraft server powered by FabricMC and a few quality of life mods.

We focus on creating a close community of people with a relaxed playstyle that don’t take the game too seriously. There are regular fun events and minigames that everyone can participate in.

tunnel.jotunn.dev:60000

I’m looking for people aged 15-19 to play Minecraft Bedrock Kingdom Rulers

Adventure, aged, bedrock, bedrock edition, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, java edition, Kingdom, marketplace, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, people, Play, Realms, Redstone, rulers, smp, Social, Survival, Trading

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9797	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Market Realm
Number of Players	7 (Need 10 to start)
Start Date	Today or Tomorrow

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Message andarbk4013 on Discord for more information.
What is the main focus of the server?	To create a market system where players can buy and sell goods from each other.
When will the realm officially start?	The realm is expected to start today or tomorrow.
Is there a minimum number of players required to start the realm?	Yes, we need 10 players to start the realm.

EuroCraft: Anglosphere Minecraft Server

Anglophone countries, anglosphere, brexit, British Isles, English-speaking countries, EuroCraft, Europe, European culture, european economy, european geography, European heritage, european history, european identity, european integration, european languages, european politics, european society, european union, european values, Minecraft, Server, United Kingdom, Western Europe

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Votes:	7409	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the land! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the Anglosphere server. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The players were amazed by the endless possibilities on this server – from building giant castles to riding dragons through the sky.

But that’s not all! On Anglosphere, you can battle evil mobs with weapons made of rainbow-colored diamonds, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

So come join us on Anglosphere > europe, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft universe? Let’s craft and laugh together, one block at a time!

MomSpyCam Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server had a legendary battle between a player and a horde of angry llamas. The player thought they could outsmart the llamas with their diamond sword, but little did they know, the llamas had a secret weapon – llama spit! It was a sticky situation, to say the least.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly zombies, and even a talking cow named Bessie. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have regular events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience all the craziness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to no good.

RedstoneRumble

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, peace talks, political tension, RedstoneRumble, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier wars dan russia bro!! zelensky is like “yo russia u messed up now u gonna get it in minecraft” lol join us for epic battles and crazy adventures!! build ur own base and defend it from zombie putin and his army of creepers haha!! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, so join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in minecraft world!! 🤣🔥🚀