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CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crops Grown:	9070
New Chunks Explored:	689422	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Star Shards Collected:	66	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!