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Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6187
Animals Bred:	155	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4552	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Potions Brewed:	160
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Villages Defended:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BlockyBrits

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.

FanartFrenzyCraft: Your Oshi Approved!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Buildings Constructed:	47
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7410
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates your fanart of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber? Well, on our server, your oshi will not only like your fanart, but they will personally thank you by building a giant statue of themselves in-game made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join now and become the official artist of the server, where your fanart will be displayed for all to see in the Hall of Fame! Who knew that drawing stick figures could lead to such fame and fortune in the Minecraft world?

Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	313
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	New Chunks Explored:	157269
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds, making you the richest player in all of Minecraft land. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally)!

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless laughs and unforgettable moments. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Cubeception: Where the Blocks are Always Questioning Reality

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Are you tired of living in a boring, cubeless world? Join our Minecraft server and discover the true purpose of the cube! Legend has it that the cube was created by a group of ancient builders who wanted to challenge players with its mysterious powers. Some say that those who unlock the secrets of the cube will gain unimaginable riches and power. Others believe that the cube is actually a portal to a parallel universe filled with diamonds and cake. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and uncover the truth about the cube!