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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6325 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5645 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life unicorn delivered to their doorstep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon named Steve.
So why settle for a boring existence when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until your mom tells you it’s time for dinner).