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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 4549 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Join us and witness the legend of Steve, the most intelligent Minecraft player to ever grace the virtual world. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes, all while juggling chickens and riding a pig.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes about creepers and villagers.
So come on down and join our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs serious gameplay when you can have a blast with us?