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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4376 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2490 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie eurotards who are hellbent on stealing all the diamonds in the land. Build insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian, or a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Eurotard King, who will challenge you to ridiculous quests like finding his lost pet chicken that can only speak in Shakespearean insults. And if you succeed, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of pure gold (or maybe just fool’s gold, who knows?).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate eurotard champion and earn bragging rights for life!
