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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 2040 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 998 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3577 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!