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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

Analysis, battle, better openings, blocky, box office, box office comparison, box office performance, box office success, comparison, film analysis, film comparison, film industry, film openings, Film Reviews, film success., Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie industry, movie openings, movie reviews, movie success., opening scenes, opening sequences, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, European, football, friendly match, Game, Goal, International, Israel, italy, match, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national team, Players, Score, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adulting, childhood memories, Coming of Age, emotional maturity, Evolving, facing reality, growing up, GrownUpGamer, Identity, learning experiences, Life Changes, maturing, Milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, TRANSITION, turning point

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

TalentlessButCool

bizarre talent, cool talent, entertaining skill, fun talent, hidden talent, interesting skill, not so useful talent, odd ability, offbeat skill, party trick, peculiar talent, pointless talent, quirky skill, random talent, special talent, strange talent, TalentlessButCool, unique talent, unusual ability, useless skill, weird skill

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6048	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	215
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

active lifestyle, burn calories, Burner, calorie, calorie burning, continuous walking, Endurance, ENERGY, Exercise, FITNESS, health, metabolism, physical activity, REST, rest stops, STOP, Stops, Strolls, walking benefits, walking efficiency, walking routine, walking tips, Walks, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Void Gems Collected:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

TerraCrafts Survival

adventure exploration survival builder fighter multiplayer sandbox community economy factions minigames roleplay skyblock creative vanilla modded PVP farming friendly mature, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4794	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	121
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crops Grown:	3416	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

mc.terracrafts.com

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1057
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9929
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

tophat.mysrv.us:25261

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

cock tribute, cock tribute thread, long tail tags: tribute requests, Minecraft, Requests, saves, saves thread, Server, Thread, trib, Tribe, tribute thread requests

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	204
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	5200
Divine Spears Created:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

KickOutCraft

aita, basement, Company, coordinating, Emotionally, financially, gasslight, Helping, kicked out, KickOutCraft, mental health, president, Promise, Quiet, relationship, Renovating, scheduled, senior dogs, single mother, sister-in-law, speak out

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Star Shards Collected:	204
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉