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RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

anger, anxiety, coping mechanism, depression, Edition, emotional outburst, family, Frustration, hate, helplessness, Life, mental health, negative emotions, out of control, overwhelmed, Ragecraft, Sadness, screaming, seeking help, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	48
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2452	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

4chan, 4Shit, Anime, banning, Captcha, cu__y, dodged, FAGGOT, Faggots, ip counter, Logic, POL, profit, Radical, radicals, REDDIT OF CHANS, retarded, Sympathy, troll, Ultimate, weeb

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

Adventure, apply, Biodiversity, career opportunity, Civil, civil service, conservation, CREEPERS, culture, Environment, Experience, Exploration, French, French Guiana, funcraft, Government, Guiana, Job, Mission, opportunity, research, service, south america, study, travel, tropical forests, wildlife

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

#youtube, achievement, action-packed, Best OST, challenge, Cinematic, emotional, Epic, Experience, Galore, Game, gameplay, Immersive, INTENSE, KinoCraft, lol, MOMENTS, most kino moment, Music, ost, Play, REWARD, shithttps, Soundtrack, video game

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Animals Bred:	40
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

Pixelated Pandemonium

3 pages, 4 pages, 77166699, archives, Bed.., Carton, chinese words, Drinking, Fat-Fems, fully nude, Glasses, Important image find, japanese kanji, Manga, naked asian women, number code, Pandemonium, pixelated, Scrolling, Thread, Unorthodox, Yesterday

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5963
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

BETRAYAL, boundaries crossed, consequences, consequences of actions, control, Deception, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, forbidden love, Grooming, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Mentorship, Minecraft, Misadventures, power dynamics, student-teacher affair, Teacher, teacher-student relationship, toxic relationship, Trouble, trust issues, Tsurukos, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

Big mac, Cheese, Choice, craving, Decision making, DELICIOUS, Dilemma, Edition, fast food, fast food chain, free, free sandwich, games, Hunger, indulgence, lunch, McCrafty, McDonalds, Meal, Options, quarter pounder, sandwich, satisfaction, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

assimilation, belonging, Colonization, cultural assimilation, cultural heritage, discrimination, Division, dreams, heritage, historical trauma, History, identity crisis, internal conflict, Japan, Korea, KoreaCraft, Korean, longing, Mongolian, Nationality, self-hatred, self-identity, True

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	72827	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

#youtube, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Catbox archive, Clips, Educational, hive, LIA, lols, LoRA, merch, Music, Netherworld, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, phase connect, twitch, twitter, vedal, vtai, Vtuber, waifu

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

deltarune chapter 3, Earthbound Halloween Hack, foxes, Fun, game creator, game design, game development, game industry, Indie dev, Indie developer, indie game developer, indie games, indie music, RPG, temmie chang, The Great Temmie Chang, The Great Toby Fox, toby fox, TobyCraft, Undertale, Various Places, video game music, work ethic

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6935	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!