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BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	4283	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6031

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	664258
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4088	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Animals Bred:	106
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2149	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!

DroneDepotDestruction

air strike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, drone depot, DroneDepotDestruction, eastern europe, international relations, key, Military, military intelligence, military operation, military tactics, military technology, Reports, Russian, successful strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and pickaxes instead of guns and bombs. we just totally destroyed russia’s key drone depot with our epic minecraft skills, so you know we mean business. come join us and be part of the action, build your own drone depot and defend it against crazy attacks. who needs real war when you can have minecraft war, amirite? come join us now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Crafting Idol Masters 1.20

apk.ksmz.moe, archive.is/6cGPn, character birthdays, Crafting, event dates, gacha dates, Idol, idolm@ster general, idolmaster-official.jp, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, imasnews765.com, M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, Masters, MILLION STAGE, pastebin.com/A5UGxTuB, pastebin.com/cLdezeDu, pastebin.com/DebHdukE, pastebin.com/icRtaLvv, pastebin.com/tUJJSmK4, project-imas.wiki, Ritsuko Akizuki, VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, yukipobackup

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	New Chunks Explored:	694146
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We got creepers that dance like they’re in a M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, and zombies that sing RITSUKO AKIZUKI SOLO LIVE hits! It’s like a MILLION STAGE concert, but with blocks and pickaxes! Don’t miss out on the VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, where you can build your own stage and perform for a virtual audience of skeletons and spiders! Come on, join us and let’s hear the blocky music together!

CraftyBoomerVille

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5931
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join our server and you’ll discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers bust out their best moves, a giant maze filled with zombie chickens, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!