EV039s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

banter, Casual, Chatting, Community, Conversation, Friends, funny, greetings, humor, internet, lighthearted, Minecraft, morning, Off topic, off-topic discussion, ONLINE, playful, small talk, smp, socializing, Trolled, trolling

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Magic Items Found:	8076
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	255328
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Emeralds Found:	1617
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Ores Mined:	8796	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	5844	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!