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MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

GenderGossip Minecraft Server

10. emotional intelligence, 11. gender stereotypes, 12. intimate details, 13. personal boundaries, 14. trust issues, 15. psychological insights, 16. cultural influences, 17. social norms, 18. taboo topics, 19. hidden desires, 2. relationship secrets, 20. gender perspectives., 3. hidden truths, 4. gender dynamics, 5. male secrets, 6. female secrets, 7. gender differences, 8. societal expectations, 9. communication barriers, gender secrets, GenderGossip, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	New Chunks Explored:	559676
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crops Grown:	2032
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is full of juicy secrets that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the truth about what opposite genders hide from each other. Did you know that creepers actually have a secret society where they discuss their plans to blow up unsuspecting players? And don’t even get us started on the skeletons and their obsession with fashion shows!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of Endermen who are actually expert chefs in disguise. They host cooking competitions where the loser gets teleported to the Nether for a spicy punishment!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions, come join us on our server and uncover the hilarious secrets of the opposite genders!

BlockRageCraft

anger control, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger management techniques, anger management tips., anger triggers, BlockRageCraft, calming techniques, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional well being, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, relaxation techniques, self soothing, self-care, self-control, stress relief

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Emeralds Found:	7229
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of getting ragey in Minecraft and punching your computer screen? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your anger into rainbows and unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, angry players are transformed into magical creatures that spread joy and happiness across the land. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

BlockyBattle Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, BlockyBattle, border, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, violence, War

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of a real-life war without actually getting hurt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the Israel-Hezbollah war is about to go down!

Witness the smoke on the horizon as explosions light up the sky and chaos reigns supreme. Build your own bomb shelter to hide from the madness or join in on the action and fight for your side.

Choose your allegiance wisely, because the fate of the server is in your hands. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you be a villain and bring destruction to everything in your path? The choice is yours on this epic battlefield of blocky proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of war in the safety of your own home. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real enemy here!

CraftyVietSeaClaim

CraftyVietSeaClaim, east asia, exclusive economic zone, extended continental shelf, Geopolitics, international arbitration, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime resources, regional security, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, UN claim, UNCLOS, united nations, Vietnam, Vietnam-China relations, Vietnam’s maritime claims

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1283	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CONTINENTAL SHELF THAN VIETNAM IN SOUTH CHINA SEA. WE GOT SO MUCH LAND YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUTTA SPACE TO BUILD YO CASTLE. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MERMAIDS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE FOR THE CONTINENTAL SHELF. LET’S SHOW VIETNAM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD. #CONTINENTALSHELFWAR #MERMAIDTREASURE #LOLZ

JavaPieCraft

Apple Pie, brewed beverages, caffeine fix, caffeine withdrawal, cinnamon, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee drinkers, coffee flavors, coffee substitute, desperate measures, dog shit, flavored coffee, flavored water, JavaPieCraft, morning pick-me-up, morning rituals, morning routine, pantry staples, running out of coffee, shelved beverages

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	2314
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft

alzheimer’s, brain inflammation, Brain2Brawn, diseases, INFECTIONS, InflameCraft, inflammation, long covid, long tail tags, muscle fatigue, muscle weakness, potential method, Prevent, research, triggers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!

we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.

join us and say goodbye to brain inflammation and muscle weakness, cuz on our server, you’ll be stronger than a diamond sword in the hands of a noob. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start flexing those virtual muscles like a boss!

Come join User’s Simple Minecraft Plance with no fancy stuff, just good ol’ 1.21 fun!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Fancy, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Good, group, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Plance, Players, progress, Server, Simple, smp, Stuff, Survival, Users, world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group of players
Server Progress	Not far progressed

If you would like to join the SMP, please fill a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application in the discord server provided in the overview.
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	Please check the discord server for the latest version information.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

Game, JuicyCraft, Minecraft, now this was a game, now.., Server, succulent juices, this.., was

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	New Chunks Explored:	207118
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy steak dripping with succulent juices of fun and excitement!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

15 minutes, faded star, fame lost, FamelessCraft, fleeting success, Forgotten, forgotten by fans, former celebrity, has been, Irrelevant, irrelevant now, KWAB, long tail, lost fame, Minecraft, no longer relevant, nobody cares., old news, once popular, past glory, Server, short-lived fame

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	151
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crops Grown:	9221	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?

BlockyBorderPatrol Minecraft Server

AirPods Pro, arrest, BlockyBorderPatrol, Bluetooth connection, Confrontation, Crowd, Find My iPhone, hispanic family, language barrier, location tracking, lost AirPods, low-income, Minecraft, Neighborhood, police involvement, public perception, Server, Snitch, stolen AirPods, suspicious behavior, theft, thief

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Items Found:	8071

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the story of my stolen AirPods? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the cops had to get involved!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Just like how I tracked down my stolen AirPods using Find My iPhone, you can track down hidden treasures and conquer dungeons in our server.

Who needs drama TV when you can witness a real-life soap opera like the one I experienced with the hispanic lady and her daughter? Join our server and create your own drama-filled stories with other players.

Don’t be a snitch like me, join our server and become a legendary player instead! And remember, always keep an eye on your AirPods, you never know where they might end up!