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Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	202
Magic Items Found:	2689	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Emeralds Found:	3420	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	229
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4086	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3689
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Emeralds Found:	7614
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

Cheating, communication problems, Confrontation, confronted, confronting a cheating partner, confronting a girlfriend, confronting a partner, confronting a partner’s infidelity, confronting betrayal, confronting infidelity, confronting trust issues, emotional reactions, emotional response, Girlfriends, Infidelity, intimate betrayal, Jealousy, male arousal, Minecraft, relationship challenges, relationship issues, Server, sexual arousal, trust issues

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!

Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese fashion, Chinese festivals, Chinese folklore, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese Mythology, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Chopsticks, creeper, cultural heritage, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, traditional Chinese customs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Funky Families Minecraft Server

broken families, dysfunctional families, dysfunctional family dynamics, dysfunctional family relationships, families, family conflicts, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family dysfunction causes, family dysfunction effects, family dysfunction help, family dysfunction patterns, family dysfunction signs, family dysfunction solutions, family dysfunction support, family dysfunction therapy, Family issues, family problems, family trauma, Funky, Minecraft, Server, toxic family relationships, unhealthy family dynamics

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!

Phase Connect General – Minecraft SMP – Pipi Pippa

Connect, cute genmates, general, kouhais, mentally ill, Minecraft, perfectly pink, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect community, Phase Connect genmates, Phase Connect rotten womb, Phase Connects, Pipi, Pipkin experience, Pipkin Pippa, pippa, Previous Stream, Reaction Content, Reddit Rabbit, smp, Talents, terrible takes, twitch, twitter, Upcoming Stream, vtubing, zatsu

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Emeralds Found:	1061
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the one and only Pipkin Pippa reigns supreme! She’s the bane of vtubing, mentally ill, and perfectly pink – what more could you ask for in a server admin?

Join us for reaction content, unhinged zatsu, and terrible takes that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, we’ve got some cute genmates and kouhais from Phase Connect, so you know things are always wild and wacky around here.

Forget the rest, join the best – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game, fellow gamers! #PipkinExperience #MinecraftMadness

VOTE FUWAMOCO Minecraft Server

Anime, Community Choice, fuwamoco, Gaming, internet culture, Japanese culture, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, Online Awards, online competition, online entertainment, online event, online personality, Online Vote, Server, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vote, Vtuber, Vtuber of the Year, year

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Farms Harvested:	548
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6897	Potions Brewed:	102
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to vote for FUWAMOCO as Vtuber of the Year! Who is FUWAMOCO, you ask? Well, let’s just say she’s a virtual YouTuber who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!