– We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie to the latest hits. Creepers doing the Macarena? Skeletons breakdancing? You betcha!
– Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent European squirrels who have mastered the art of pixelated acorn farming. They will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest acorns in all the land.
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We don’t just play Minecraft, we live it. Our players have transcended the game and are now humble servants of a higher power. We don’t waste time with petty discussions, we’re too busy praying for protection against evil forces that try to bring us down.
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