eternal ordeal – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

WalnutTableWarnings

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake’s toe-breaking antics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging piss-stained toilet lids while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

Our server is so crazy, even the toilets have a feud with the players! Will you conquer the toilet lid challenge and emerge victorious, or will you suffer the same fate as Jake’s poor toes?

But beware, the tables in our server are no joke – they’re made of pure walnut and ready to break some bones if you’re not careful. Just ask Jake!

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate mix of chaos, laughter, and questionable bathroom etiquette. Who needs a boring old medical bill when you can have a wild adventure on our server instead?

AnimeKing Minecraft SMP

all time, Anime Community, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime lovers, anime ranking, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeKing, best anime, best anime ever, classic anime, favorite anime, Greatest anime, Minecraft, must watch anime, Popular Anime, smp, top 10 anime, Top Anime, Top Rated Anime

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic anime debates. We even have a pet creeper named Naruto who blows up stuff when he gets excited about the latest episode of Attack on Titan. And don’t even get me started on our annual cosplay competition, last year someone dressed up as a block of dirt and won first place! So if you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner weeb, then come join us and let’s build some pixelated waifus together!

MineCraftGuiltyPleasure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with friendly creepers! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky and wild adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re feeling daring, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – loser has to wear a tutu for a week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian s-400 systems targeting french planes over the baltic sea! why? because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. you never know when a missile might come flying at you while you’re building your epic castle. join now for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging missiles while mining for diamonds. who needs boring old regular minecraft servers when you can have this level of excitement? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world.

CraftyHost33

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come join our epic minecraft server where we release 33 israeli hostages in the first stage of the game! it’s like a rescue mission but with blocks and creepers! join us for the most intense and hilarious hostage rescue operation you’ve ever seen in a virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have this kind of chaos in minecraft?! plus, rumor has it that one of the hostages is actually a secret agent who will give you special powers in the game! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now and save the day in the most ridiculous way possible!

Upgrade Base Reality – Billionaires Ruin Everything

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna escape from da billionaires tryna ruin base reality!!! dey tryna make us buy deir upgrade but we ain’t fallin for it!!! come build ur own world here and stick it to da man!!! u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes!!! also, rumor has it dat there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground guarded by a giant pink sheep!!! so come join us and let’s show dose billionaires who’s boss in dis crazy world of blocky fun!!!

BlockyParentLove – Building bonds one block at a time

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join our epic minecraft server where we treat daughters like queens and sons like peasants! but don’t worry, the children don’t even notice cuz they’re too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons. if you’re agreeable and responsible, you’ll get all the loot and diamonds you could ever dream of! come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!

SILKYSMP 2

multiplayer survival factions minigames PvP economy creative skyblock java roleplay dungeons quests medieval modded vanilla hardcore exploration building farming redstone, Survival

Bedrock IP: 16.ip.gl.ply.gg BugRock Port: 44332 Welcome To The Epic SilkySMP Its Simple, Just minecraft, theres also /spawn if you wanna go to spawn bedrock?????!?!?!?! dont mind the people called B.compact37509 or B.cyber2121202, their my brothers

RELSIlSMP1903425875.feathermc.gg

GyaraCraft

Bot, Chat, collaboration, Custom, Experience, Friends, Fun, growth, GyaraCraft, invite, Logo, mc, members, Minecraft, Owners, Play, Server, Survival, TEAM, Tranquility, verify, xBengie

GyaraCraft was set up on December 28, 2024 and our goal is to build a great Minecraft experience together with our team members.

In collaboration with certain members, including xBengie for the mc server. We have already grown in members in a period of 2 days. thanks to our team and the efforts of the owners, among others

We also create a form of tranquility in this server, so people can just have a chat here or just play with it. We have also made many things custom. Including our bot, our logo & of course the way we play on our server. We also verify the members ourselves via our @GyaraCraft bot.

So do you feel comfortable joining? Then invite your friends to us!

And have fun playing in our MC server.

play.gyaracraft.nl:45566

Medieval Unlimited

Achievements, armor, Community, Competitions, Duels, Economy, Events, Exploration, hunting, Immersive, Livestock, Lore, Medieval, Realistic, Sandbox, Shops, smp, STEED, Survival, Unlimited, WARFARE, weapons

Medieval Unlimited Server Overview

Server IP	medievalunlimited.online
Discord	https://discord.gg/pP9H9ZF4pm

Medieval Unlimited strives to create a highly immersive and realistic themed medieval sandbox with a complete overhaul to almost every aspect of vanilla Minecraft and a true challenge for even the most seasoned players.

Key Features of Medieval Unlimited:

Create your own Kingdom with countless upgrades and features.
Wage war on the weekends against your many enemies.
Siege your foes with REAL aimable, loadable, shootable, fully animated Trebuchets.
Explore our seemingly endless custom map with 20km of playable area and 55+ handcrafted biomes.
Build with 500+ new blocks including custom furniture and decorations.
Devote yourself to a religion, make offerings, complete rituals, and partake in grand holy wars.
Survive uniquely realistic survival mechanics like food spoilage and preservation, stamina, thirst, and more.
Spill blood with over 150 new custom weapons, including throwing weapons!
Decorate you and your armies with countless new armor sets, helmets, hats, clothing, and heraldry.
Choose your path and make your own lore – a true medieval sandbox.
Fight realistic enemy mobs like Cannibals, Bandits, Raiders, and dangerous wild animals!
Work together or against the server to complete unique community quests.
Hunt wild animals with a Red Dead Redemption inspired hunting system including tiered pelts and special animal drops.
Enjoy our item based economy with no pay to win and no loot crates!
Challenge yourself to complete a fully fleshed out Achievements system.
Fight or hide in random events like Night Raids and Kingdom Outposts.
Create your own shops to sell your items or services.
Compete against other Kingdoms in themed building competitions for grand rewards.
Mount your steed with a fully functioning stable mechanic including customizable and upgradable horses, mules, and donkeys.
Battle in ranked duels against other players and become the best fighter on the server!
Care for completely overhauled and unique-to-this server livestock – tame, breed, harvest, feed our accurately modelled, gendered, and personable animals!
and MUCH more!