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CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

NeverAgainCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	9531

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, displaced, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israel, Israeli displacement, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, RETALIATION, rocket attacks, rocket fire, RocketRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Threats, violence, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2742
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	6557
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7802	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	103
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	2739
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!