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CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

AutistCraft, autists, awkward, childhood beliefs, code analysis, CREEPERS, Debunked, game design, game development, game files, game secrets, interview, lead game designer, mystery solved, Myth, Obscure, Reality, Rumors, scoured, Secrets, socially, unfounded, video game rumors, video games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2092
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

America, definition, dreams, equity, European Americans, European men, false, favorites, hate, lesbians, library, Life, loose-leaf newsletter, LooseLeaf, middle class, Minecraft, Newsletter, non gays, pamphlets, ridiculous pamphlet, right of center, Server, slow motion torture, True

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3794
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	800
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mines Excavated:	1825	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!