EsportsCommentary Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataTransferCraft

Breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, DataTransferCraft, EU drivers, european union, Fine, GDPR, headquarters, lawsuit, Legal, penalty, personal data, privacy, Transfer, Uber, united states, US headquarters, VIOLATION

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s, like, totally insane and wacky? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into song and dance randomly.

oh, and did i mention that if u join this server, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yep, u heard that right. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so u know they’ll always have ur back.

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server every full moon. so if u wanna catch a glimpse of the infamous legend, u better join now!

come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, fellow minecrafters!

DNArepairCraft

D. radiodurans, DdrC, DNA breaks, DNA repair, DNArepairCraft, lesion-recognition mechanism, novel mechanism, Nucleic Acids Research, stabilizes DNA, unique factor

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	202	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE FIX DNA BREAKS LIKE DDDR C FROM D RADIODURANS! WE SENSE AND STABILIZE DNA BREAKS WITH OUR WACKY LESION-RECOGNITION MECHANISM! COME JOIN US AND BE A DNA REPAIR WIZARD IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN FIX DNA LIKE A BOSS?! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #DNADREAMTEAM

Join GTM ROLEPLAY where we take roleplaying way too seriously in Minecraft 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Army, Businessman, criminal, driving school, education, family, Farmer, fbi, Gang, Government, GTM, Ip:, Join, kfc, life path, LOADER, lumberjack, Minecraft, Minephone, miner, Police, Roleplay, Roleplaying

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
In this wonderful state, you can try yourself as a government official, an officer of the American army, a police officer, an FBI agent. Or maybe you want to try yourself as a criminal authority? Build your own gang? You can do all this on our server, but with the rules of the RP.
As for part-time jobs, you can try yourself as a miner, a lumberjack, a loader and a farmer. And you can also open your own business and become a cool businessman!
In our state, you can get an education, graduate from a driving school. After that, you can start a family, choose your life path. By the way, here you can buy the latest model of a minephone, as well as taste delicious ribs from KFC.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I be a government official on the server?	Yes, you can try yourself as a government official on the server.
Are there any rules for RP (Role-Playing) on the server?	Yes, all activities on the server must follow RP rules.
What part-time jobs can I take on the server?	You can try yourself as a miner, a lumberjack, a loader, a farmer, or even open your own business.
Is education available on the server?	Yes, you can get an education and even graduate from a driving school on the server.
What can I purchase on the server?	You can buy the latest model of a minephone and enjoy delicious ribs from KFC.

GameTested Minecraft Server

game analysis, game criticism, game enjoyment, game evaluation, Game experience, game graphics, game immersion, Game Mechanics, game quality, game ratings, Game recommendations, game replayability, game selection, game sound, game testing, GameTested, gaming journalism, Let’s Play, Minecraft, modern age, Server, user reviews

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	4652
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and challenge other players to a dance-off on a floating platform in the sky.

Forget about user reviews, come experience the madness for yourself on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: RatchetCraft and ClankCraft

Action-Adventure, Clank, ClankCraft, classic, Entertainment, Fun, Gadgets, Gaming, insomniac games, Lombax, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer, PlayStation, PS3 Games, ratchet and clank, RatchetCraft, Sci Fi, smp, Sony, Space, video games, weapons

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magic Items Found:	7990	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of pretending like the PS3 games are not the bomb dot com? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things retro, including our love for PS3 games!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft legend of all time.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the PS3 games are revered, llamas are in charge, and Herobrine knows how to throw a killer party. See you there!

NickCraft: The Newsletter Ninja

aita, Alexander, back to school, berated, birth certificate, club, complaint, face of, full name, girly name, Humiliating, Lex, Make it right, middle name, mom, Newsletter, NickCraft, Nickname, ninja, school newsletter, serious, student log in, Using

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of being called by your boring, sophisticated name like Alexander? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where you can be known as the one and only Lex? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on this wild adventure where your mom’s opinions don’t matter and you can embrace your inner Lex without any judgment. We’ve even got a special club just for players who go by cool nicknames like Lex, so you’ll fit right in.

Don’t let your mom hold you back from being the awesome Lex that you were meant to be. Join our server today and show her that Lex is the name of the future, baby! Let’s get crafting and building, Lex-style!

Abuse-Free SMP: Escaped & Thriving

Abuse, AbuseFree, breaking the cycle, courage, domestic violence, empowerment, escape plan, escaped, family dynamics, healing, mental health, moving out, ReBuilding, resilience, safety planning, self love, self-care, smp, starting over, support system, Survival, Therapy, THRIVING, Trauma recovery

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5229	Alien Abductions:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mines Excavated:	4354	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of living in a house where the creepers are the least of your worries? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only abusive thing you’ll encounter is the way our players abuse the chat with their terrible puns!

Escape your real-life drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to make that epic armor. Build your dream home, make friends with fellow survivors, and leave your abusive past behind in a cloud of pixelated dust.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life where the only griefing you’ll experience is from that one player who keeps stealing your crops. It’s time to break free from the shackles of your old life and start fresh in a world where the only toxicity is from the poison potions you accidentally drank. Let’s craft a brighter future together, one block at a time!

SadCraft2021

depression, Despair, emotional, emotions, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholic, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, SadCraft2021, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, triggers

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Votes:	5860
Magic Items Found:	1921	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server

Average, crossdressing, disguise, disguise techniques, dressed as a woman, elusive target, fugitive, Gaza Strip, gender disguise, Hamas Leader, hiding in plain sight, hiding tactics, intelligence reports, Middle East conflict, militant leader, Palestinian, political figure, secret identity, security threat, Server, SinwarCraft, undercover, Wanted Man, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Votes:	1812
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!

HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	581	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!