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BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2908	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Emeralds Found:	1489
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power (and a delicious snack). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.

Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

ExParentalAdvisory

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	561682
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crops Grown:	3041

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5975	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!