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Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	167
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	223	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crops Grown:	8442	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchantments Applied:	264	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	240
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	2702	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

Cheating, communication problems, Confrontation, confronted, confronting a cheating partner, confronting a girlfriend, confronting a partner, confronting a partner’s infidelity, confronting betrayal, confronting infidelity, confronting trust issues, emotional reactions, emotional response, Girlfriends, Infidelity, intimate betrayal, Jealousy, male arousal, Minecraft, relationship challenges, relationship issues, Server, sexual arousal, trust issues

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!

Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese fashion, Chinese festivals, Chinese folklore, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese Mythology, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Chopsticks, creeper, cultural heritage, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, traditional Chinese customs

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Funky Families Minecraft Server

broken families, dysfunctional families, dysfunctional family dynamics, dysfunctional family relationships, families, family conflicts, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family dysfunction causes, family dysfunction effects, family dysfunction help, family dysfunction patterns, family dysfunction signs, family dysfunction solutions, family dysfunction support, family dysfunction therapy, Family issues, family problems, family trauma, Funky, Minecraft, Server, toxic family relationships, unhealthy family dynamics

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!

Phase Connect General – Minecraft SMP – Pipi Pippa

Connect, cute genmates, general, kouhais, mentally ill, Minecraft, perfectly pink, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect community, Phase Connect genmates, Phase Connect rotten womb, Phase Connects, Pipi, Pipkin experience, Pipkin Pippa, pippa, Previous Stream, Reaction Content, Reddit Rabbit, smp, Talents, terrible takes, twitch, twitter, Upcoming Stream, vtubing, zatsu

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the one and only Pipkin Pippa reigns supreme! She’s the bane of vtubing, mentally ill, and perfectly pink – what more could you ask for in a server admin?

Join us for reaction content, unhinged zatsu, and terrible takes that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, we’ve got some cute genmates and kouhais from Phase Connect, so you know things are always wild and wacky around here.

Forget the rest, join the best – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game, fellow gamers! #PipkinExperience #MinecraftMadness