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PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

abnormal phobias, atypical fears, bizarre anxieties, bizarre phobias, eccentric fears, extraordinary fears, fear, odd anxieties, outlandish phobias, peculiar anxieties, peculiar phobias, PhobiaCraft, quirky phobias, rare fears, strange fears, strange phobias, uncommon fears, uncommon phobias, unheard of phobias, unicorns, unique phobias, unusual phobia, weird phobias

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	144	Votes:	4740

Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

autoimmune, autoimmune diseases, Breakthrough, Craft, disease mechanism, diseases, immune dysfunction, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Mechanism, medical science, molecular mechanism, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorders, research, Reveals, study, treatment target, Yale-led study

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

1 year later, Adventures, blocky, future perspectives, hindsight, long-term effects, looking back, Minecraft, one year later analysis, one year later contemplation, one year later hindsight, one year later musings, one year later opinions, one year later reflections, one year later review, one year later thoughts, one year on, opinions after time, past experiences, reflections, Server, thoughts after a year, time passing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

analytical, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, brainy movie, Clever, clever movie, Cognitive, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, HIGH, High IQ, high IQ movie, intellectual, intellectual movie, intelligence, Mensa, Mensa level, Minecraft, Movie, night, Smart, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

6AM, Airport, airport pickup, CraftyRoomies, day off, Early, exchange, Favor, Food, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, offer, overthinking, Plans, Poor, Ride, roommate, Server, sleep schedule, Sunday, trap, Uber, Upset, weekend

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

AITAH, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, Correction, dad, DAUGHTER, disagreement, ex, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, mum, Mums, parenting, relationships, step parent, titles, Word

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

bizarre locations, hidden corners, intimate acts, intimate moments, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd spots, personal time, private activities, private moments, Secret Places, self love, self pleasure, smp, solo activities, Solo Sex, strange places, unconventional spots, unique experiences, unusual experiences, unusual locations, WackyWankSpot, weird places

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Potions Brewed:	60

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

BLOCK, BlockyDestiny, butterfly effect, CHANGE, Choices, consequences, Decision making, decision making process, hindsight, Impact, life changing, life lessons, Path, personal growth, pivotal moment, Reflection, ripple effect, Self Discovery, significant change, small decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mines Excavated:	1371
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!