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UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Authenticity, blocky, Identity, Individuality, introspection, its literally me, LITERALLY, me, Minecraft, personal growth, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	60497
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

1inch, alt wallets, AMA, aurora, Avi, Aviator, Breakout, BROWN, bybit, COINBASE, crypto.com, Expert, Fox, fud, fudded, fudding bags, Gate.io, hackens frontpage, LINEA, Logo, manipulate, mindless zombies, Minecraft, near.., Polygon, Questing, read between the lines, recoup losses, RESPONSIBILITY, Sami, smp, SOLD OUT, srilankan, top holder, vechain, WEB STORE

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

amicable breakup, Breakup, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, ex-couple, ex-partner, ex-relationship, ex-significant other, ex-spouse, ExBFFs, Exes, former partners, Friends, friendship, maintaining friendship, Minecraft, past relationships, reconciliation, relationships, smp, staying friends

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

NoobsNeedLoveToo

DATING, dating barriers, dating challenges, dating challenges for specific groups, dating difficulties, dating frustrations, dating hardships, dating hurdles, dating issues, dating obstacles, dating problems, dating roadblocks, dating setbacks, dating struggles, love, NoobsNeedLoveToo, relationships, Singles, social dynamics

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Potions Brewed:	156
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

Active, BOBS, Clans, Community, Discord, Events, Farming, Friendly staff, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Gravestones, Join, Kingdoms, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Party, pizza, secret, Server, smp, Survival, survival server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
New Chunks Explored:	283937	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Server Name	Survival SMP with Kingdoms
Mods	Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
Staff	Friendly staff
Join Us	Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
Are there any specific kingdom rules?	Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

Mine It Back Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.