ESL new anthem – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

RestroomRuckus Minecraft Server

5 year old, comprehending, inappropriate, mental health issues, Minecraft, pervert, Perverts, pissed, rational explanation, restroom, RestroomRuckus, Server, Shocked, Son, tirade, Wal-Mart, Wife, women’s restroom, world today

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for bringing your 5-year-old son into the women’s restroom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where anything goes, even bathroom etiquette debates!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good old-fashioned argument in the restroom, just like the one that happened at Wal Mart. Who knew that taking your child to the bathroom could cause such a stir? But on our server, you can relive that moment over and over again, with plenty of players ready to debate the appropriateness of bathroom companions.

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the bathroom battles begin!

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CraftyGiftlessGamer

cousin relationships, CraftyGiftlessGamer, Etiquette, event attendance, family connections, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, gift etiquette, gift giving, personal boundaries, personal values, second cousins, social events, social obligations, wedding celebrations, wedding gift, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding traditions

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be pressured into attending weddings? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who prefer pixelated adventures over awkward family gatherings.

Join us and never worry about receiving wedding invitations from distant relatives again. We promise not to judge you for declining, and we definitely won’t guilt trip you for not sending a gift. In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and exploring our virtual world instead.

So if you’re tired of being used as a gift-giving machine at weddings, come join our server where the only thing you’ll be giving is your time and creativity. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky fun with us?

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DreamCraft SMP

Ambitions, aspirations, big dreams, career aspirations., Childhood Dream, childhood fantasies, childhood memories, dream fulfillment, dream job, DreamCraft, dreams, FANTASY, future dreams, goals, ideal future, imagination, Long-term goals, Nostalgia, Reminiscence, smp, Wishful thinking, youthful desires

Have you ever dreamed of living in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where dreams come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle evil mobs with enchanted rubber chickens, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

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Mine4Money

#Daredevil, bizarre requests, craziest things, crazy stunts, desperate times, Extreme Measures, financial incentives, Mine4Money, MONEY, money-making schemes, odd jobs, odd tasks, out-of-the-box ideas, outlandish acts, risky behavior, strange jobs, unconventional gigs, unconventional ways to earn money, unique opportunities, unusual jobs, wild challenges

Are you tired of mining for diamonds the old-fashioned way? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we pay you in real-life diamonds for every block you mine! That’s right, we’ve got a secret partnership with a diamond mine and we’re passing the savings on to you!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where we drop rare items from the sky and watch players fight to the death for them. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with creepers!

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our gambling den where you can bet your hard-earned emeralds on a game of chance. Just be careful, we’ve had a few players lose their entire fortune in one night – but hey, that’s the price of excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but our server is only open on weekends!

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PutinCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Assad, Attack, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military base, Minecraft, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, RETALIATION, Russian base, Server, summit, Syria, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the wild adventures of Putin and Assad in Syria! Build your own Russian base and watch out for surprise attacks just like in real life! Will you be able to defend against Ukraine’s sneaky moves? Join now for a chance to be a part of this insane battle for power and dominance! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

Air Force, aircraft, Allies, Arrival, Conflict, Defense, defense cooperation, deployment, eastern europe, Edition, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jets, international relations, long tail, Military, nato, News, Report, SECURITY, Ukraine

yo yo yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got F-16s flyin’ around like it’s nobody’s business! imagine buildin’ ur lil blocky house while fighter jets zoom overhead, it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft!

come join us and witness the epicness of F-16s in ukraine, who knows what other surprises we got in store for ya! build, fight, and fly with us on this insane server, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this one-of-a-kind minecraft experience, join now and let’s make some blocky magic together! 🚀🔥 #F16sInMinecraft #UkraineAdventure

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SlimCraft: Brain Boosted & Hungry-Free

behavioral changes, Boosted, Brain, brain connectivity, cognitive function, dieting, emotion, food intake, health, hunger levels, HungryFree, lifestyle changes, low-calorie diet, Memory, mental health, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, nutrition, obese individuals, obesity, research study, SlimCraft, weight loss, weight management

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it will literally alter ur brain connectivity like an 8-week low-calorie diet but without the hunger pangs, yo. like, imagine ur brain lighting up like a disco ball in regions linked to emotion and memory, all cuz u decided to log on and play some blocky games. plus, u will totally lose ur appetite for boring servers once u see the insane builds and epic adventures waiting for u here. so come on, join us and level up ur brain while having a blast in the virtual world. u won’t regret it, promise!

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Hyperspeed

100 player, building, Community, Competition, Creative, DeeDeeBeast, Events, FRIDAY, Fun, Gaming, head builder, HyperSpeed, Interactive, members, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Social, Vanilla, virtual

We present to you the Hyperpseed Minecraft server:

Here we do an event every Friday, These events are all created & hosted by our head builder, DeeDeeBeast, We hope to get many members and maybe even do 100-player events 😀

45.43.163.18:25504

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CheeseCraft: The Server Where You Can Make So Much Butter You’ll Lactose Your Mind!

AntiToxicity, Beta, BugTesting, building, BUTTER, changes, CheatingPrevention, CheeseCraft, CombatSystem, Community, Competition, Development, Economy, lactose, Mind, Minecraft, modding, Network, Plugins, Server, strategy, Towerdefense, tutorials, Updates, Youll

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Points
Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
Friendly community for all skill levels

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, except for specific ones listed for Badlion Client.
What happens if someone is caught cheating?	They will receive a permanent, unpardonable ban.
Is toxic behavior tolerated on the server?	No, any rude or discriminatory behavior will not be tolerated.
What version does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest version available.
Is joining the Discord server required?	It is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.

Ready to join our server? Use the IP below:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! PLEASE ADHERE TO THE SERVER RULES.

Allowed Clients:

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed for Badlion are allowed)

Allowed Mods for Badlion:

Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, CPS, Crosshair, Damage Tint, Enchant Glint, FPS, Hit Color, Item Physics, KeyStrokes, OofMod, Ping, Tab

Please note that the server is still in beta phase, so expect bugs and lacking features. Your suggestions are welcome for improvements before the official release.

RivalCraft Minecraft Server

Battered, Character development, Competition, Conflict, Drama, dynamic, emotional, EXTREME, homo lust, Housewife, INTENSE, Jealousy, long tail tag, love-hate, Minecraft, Obsession, Protagonist, relationship, RivalCraft, Rivalry, Server, TOXIC, WORST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the rivalry dynamic is taken to a whole new level! Join now and witness the epic saga of the protagonist who has an extreme homo lust for his rival. Will they fight to the death or will their forbidden love conquer all?

But wait, there’s more! If that’s not crazy enough for you, how about the protagonist being like a battered housewife for his rival? Watch as he cooks, cleans, and mines for his abusive rival, all while secretly plotting his revenge. It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, only on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else.

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