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NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Magic Items Found:	7777	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mines Excavated:	3200	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2754	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	249
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7531	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	113	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	2770
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	230	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Potions Brewed:	43	New Chunks Explored:	203027
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5444	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Mines Excavated:	3974	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchantments Applied:	260
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

497444334, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, invite, mages, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, NA server, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, the war within, War withing, Warlocks, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow community

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!