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AnxietyCraft SMP

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ores Mined:	8257
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	274
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to inner peace. Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for counseling sessions in the Nether. So come join us and let’s craft away those anxious thoughts together!

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	163
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

HanKangLitCraft Server

2024.., acclaimed writer, Author, award, Han Kang, HanKangLitCraft, international recognition, Korean author, Korean literature, literary achievement, literary excellence, literary honor, Literary world, Literature, Nobel laureate, Nobel Prize, Novelist, prestigious award, Server, south korea, South Korean, winner

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Meteorites Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	396368
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

BLOCK, foreign relations, government installation, hezbollah, Hezbollah influence, Hezbollah opposition, hunt, Lebanese government, Lebanese leadership, Lebanese politics, Lebanese president, Lebanese sovereignty, Lebanon crisis, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, political instability, political interference, political manipulation, prez, push, regional tensions, US, us foreign policy, US influence, US intervention

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mines Excavated:	4206
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

behavioral science, Body language, communication studies, emotional connection, emotional expression, face to face, FACETOFACE, Fun, human interaction, interpersonal relationships, mutual response, nonverbal communication, positive interactions, Psychology, real-life conversations, Relationship Building, smilecraft, smiling, social behavior, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

Adventure, Beautiful landscapes, blockquotepRomania, Culture Shock, discovering the unknown., dracula, dreams, eastern europe, European Vacation, Exploring, folklore, foreign country, Minecraft, Mysterious, New Day, Off the beaten path, Romania, Serverpblockquote, Traditional, Transylvania, travel, unexpected, unique experience, waking up

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	232	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, Depravity, Eicon search tool, F-List, F-List community, favorite color, fetishes, flg, FList, Forums, general, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting aid, site drama, smp, Tierlists, webchat

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2925	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8645	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ores Mined:	6792	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	115

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	330
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Towns Built:	4

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	665752	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!