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Reminder To Some Minecraft SMP Retards: Palestinians Aren’t…

arent, coexistence, compassion, Conflict, discrimination, education, enemies, Hate Speech, Humanity, ignorance, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinians, Peace, Politics, prejudice, reminder, retards, smp, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	7710
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Farms Harvested:	124	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crops Grown:	7411	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the only enemies you’ll find are creepers, not people! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning bolts to strike down griefers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough snacks to fuel your epic gaming sessions. So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous Minecraft world together!

Volex

Adventure, alliances, armor, Battles, Cracked, Cross-Play, Empire, Faction, FANTASY, Hardcore, INTENSE, LifeSteal, Magic, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvP, Rogue, RPG, Sandbox, Solo, Survival, Unique, weapons

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Potions Brewed:	144	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Towns Built:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to Volex, the ultimate cracked Lifesteal Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a thrilling world where every battle counts. Fight for survival as you steal health from your enemies and grow stronger with every kill. Build your empire, form alliances, or go rogue in a ruthless PvP environment. Whether you’re a lone wolf or part of a powerful faction, only the strongest will thrive. Join us now and experience the excitement of lifesteal in a truly unique Minecraft world!

88.99.91.253:50020

Nosy Neighbors Minecraft Server

addiction, coping mechanisms, drink, embarrassing secrets, Erotic Roleplay, grocery stores, leisure activities, mental health, Minecraft, neighbors, new hobbies, nosy, nosy roommates, ONLINE, online activities, personal boundaries, personal growth, privacy concerns, pyrocynical level degeneracy, self-care, Server, social anxiety, stress relief, unsustainable, Walks

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Dragon Eggs Found:	9918	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of hiding your secret online erotic roleplay addiction from your nosy roommates? Are you looking for a new hobby that doesn’t involve browsing grocery stores or drinking yourself into a stupor? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can let your imagination run wild without fear of judgment. Build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Who needs erotic roleplay when you can have a virtual world at your fingertips? Join our server now and say goodbye to pyrocynical level degeneracy forever!

/Minecraft SMP/ – /akg/ – Arknights General

#Akafuyu, #Ascalon, #Penance, #Vendela, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Andreana, arknights, Ashlock, aurora, Blacknight, Blue Poison, Contrail, Crownslayer, Degenbrecher, diamante, Dorothy, executor the ex foedere, Fang The Fire-Sharpened, general, gnosis, Greyy the Lightningbearer, Ho’olheyak, ines, La Pluma, lin.., Minecraft, Mlynar, Mr. Nothing, Muelsyse, Mulberry, Philae, Poncirus, Pozemka, Qiubai, Rockrock, Sand Reckoner, SilverAsh, Skadi The Corrupting Heart, smp, Swire The Elegant Wit, Texas The Omertosa, thorns, Ulpianus, Valuable resources, Virtuosa, Warmy, Windflit, Zuo Le

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for the chance to battle against 6 Guard Degenbrecher, who will degen your brecher like never before. And don’t forget about 6 Supporter Gnosis, who will support you in the most nonsensical ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against 5 Defender Ashlock, who will defend you with the power of a thousand suns? Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with 5 Sniper Greyy the Lightningbearer, who will strike you with lightning-fast jokes and puns.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where you can get your hands on the Icebreaker – THRM-EX skin. Because who doesn’t want to break the ice in style?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

SunkenPvP

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crops Grown:	7325
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

SunkenPvP is a Cosmic Test server featuring unique Custom Enchants, Custom Masks.. Pets and much more! We currently offer a KitMap, Factions claiming/McMMO Boss fights the list goes on! Looking for staff you can apply in our discord server or message a staff member in game! Come and have some fun we are currently doing a trial release to build a playerbase.

145.239.4.191:2009

Manga Catch-Up Minecraft Server

7/10, catching up, catchup, finally finish, good fap material, hentai, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, production values, Server, shame

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dimension Hops:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of waiting for new manga chapters to come out? Are you looking for a server where you can discuss all the latest plot twists and character developments while also enjoying some quality fap material? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have built a replica of your favorite manga world complete with all the sexy characters you love. Our production values may be questionable, but hey, who needs high-quality hentai when you have a server full of like-minded fans ready to chat and play together? Join now and let the fapping begin!

AI Policy Governance Minecraft SMP

AI policy, Artificial Intelligence, career development, career goals, Ethics, ethics in tech, future planning, future trends, Governance, Government, innovation, law school, long-term planning, Minecraft, PhD, policy, policy making, Regulation, silicon valley, smp, strategy, Technology, think tank

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of Silicon Valley running amok and screwing everyone over with their tech shenanigans? Join our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to taking them down in the most epic way possible!

Forget law school or a PhD, all you need is a pickaxe and some diamond armor to show those tech giants who’s boss. Build your own think tank in the form of a massive castle, recruit an army of villagers to do your bidding, and create AI policies that will make even the most advanced redstone contraptions jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and start your quest to become the ultimate AI policy/governance warrior. Silicon Valley won’t know what hit them!

Fenechost Dojo

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Parkour, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you looking for an epic Minecraft experience that combines fun gameplay, an active community, and tons of exciting features? Look no further! At fenechost Dojo , we offer a custom-built world that’s tailored to players like you, whether you’re into PvP, Survival, Mini-Games, or Creative gameplay.

fenechost.store

Warzone Warriors Minecraft Server

aggression, breeding aged males, carnage posts, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Global, head start, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tempting, US, War, Warriors, warzone, weapons, ww3

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the impending doom of World War III? Look no further! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even remember that the US is on the brink of chaos. We have a special feature where you can turn your Minecraft character into a “carnage beast” and unleash havoc on all the other players. Who needs real war when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join us now and let’s forget about the end of the world together!

Competing White Women Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, COMPETING, Competition, cultural expectations, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality movements, feminism, gender equality, Inclusivity, intersectionality, Minecraft, minority voices, Privilege, Racial equality, representation, smp, Social Issues, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white women are dominating the landscape? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – rainbow unicorns! That’s right, these majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And guess what? Only players who join our server can ride them into battle against the evil white women who think they rule the world. Join us now and show those basic ladies who’s boss!