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Oak Tree Huggers Anonymous: Where We Rate Trees and Laugh at Creepers

ANONYMOUS, CREEPERS, Huggers, Landscape evaluation, Landscape rating, LAUGH, Nature evaluation, Nature rating, Nature review, Oak, Oak tree, Oak tree evaluation, Oak tree rating, Oak tree review, Outdoor evaluation, Outdoor rating, Outdoor review, Plant evaluation, Plant rating, Rate, Rate my oak tree, Tree, Tree assessment, Tree evaluation, Tree rating, Tree review, Trees

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2584	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crops Grown:	5625

Are you tired of boring old oak trees? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most epic oak trees you’ve ever seen! These bad boys are so majestic, they make Ents jealous. Join our server and rate our oak trees from “meh” to “OMG I wanna build a treehouse in it!”

But wait, there’s more! Our oak trees have a secret power – they can actually talk! That’s right, you’ll never be lonely again with your new tree BFF. Imagine the conversations you’ll have while chopping wood together or just hanging out in the forest.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is raving about our oak trees. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to befriend a talking tree and rate it like a true tree connoisseur. See you in the forest!

Cactus Harmony

– Vanilla SMP – Plugins – Citizens – DailyRewards – Essentials – HavenBags – KeepInventoryShop – Lootin – MineableSpawners – MobBundle – Parkour – QuickShop – Minecraft server, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Cactus Harmony SMP is a Vanilla SMP Server with only a few Plugins as we try to keep the experience as close to Vanilla as possible! Here’s a list of our Current Plugins : -Citizens -DailyRewards -Essentials -HavenBags -KeepInventoryShop -Lootin -MineableSpawners -MobBundle (spawners only) -Parkour -QuickShop

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Freqcraft

action, Adventure, Cracked, Grinding and Challenges, Hardcore, Hardcore Lives, minecraft server, NPCs and Trade, Official teams, PvP, PvP Survival, Raiding, Roleplay, server map, Survival, survival skills

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where survival is a real challenge and adventure awaits you at every turn. Here are some important features that make our server unique:

Hardcore Lives: Enter our world where survival is not easy. You only have 5 lives in total and if they disappear, you will be permanently banned. But don’t worry, you can buy extra lives for money and restore your ability to continue the adventure.

Official teams: As in Estonian GTA RP servers, we also have official teams that compete and appropriate resources. Embezzlement will give you valuable lives that will make you a desirable player on our server.

Server Map: Visit map.freqcraft.com and discover a large map showing the various villages and official team areas. It helps you plan your next adventures and explore the world.

NPCs and Trade: Don’t expect to buy things from /shop, because on our server you have to interact with NPCs to buy or sell goods. NPCs can be found in marked villages on the map, and interacting with them is the key to successful trade and equipment acquisition.

Grinding and Challenges: Get ready for a long and intense gaming experience, because our server is truly for grinding. Diamonds cannot be simply mined, but must be purchased from NPCs, which makes the process of obtaining wealth and equipment excitingly challenging.

Join our adventure and show your survival skills on our hardcore Minecraft server!

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melonanarchy

Anarchy, anarchy servers, Anarchyserver, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Cheating, Community, Cozy, gaming experience, Griefing, Inclusivity, INTIMATE, melonanarchy, Minecraft, MODERN, newcomers, outdated versions, Server, Small, Spawn, Survival, unmoderated environment, unpopular, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Minecraft anarchy servers often suffer from outdated Minecraft versions and a challenging environment for newcomers due to rampant griefing and cheating, particularly around spawn areas. melonanarchy seeks to address these issues by establishing a well-designed spawn with a radius of approximately 50 blocks. This ensures that players cannot easily grief the spawn or accidentally fall into endless voids created by cheaters, providing a more welcoming experience for new players.

Although melonanarchy does not prohibit cheating and maintains a mostly unmoderated environment, its primary goal is to foster enjoyment, inclusivity, and a cozy, welcoming community. By allowing players to connect using modern Minecraft versions and remaining relatively small and unpopular, the server aims to create a more intimate and friendly gaming experience for its members.

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Glimmer Shores: Where even the creepers wear sunscreen! 1.20.4 Java Survival Server!

1.20.4, Adventure, building, Community, creations, creativity, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Exploration, Features, Glimmer, imagination, java, java edition, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Server, server news, Shops, Shores, smp, sunscreen, Survival, trade system, Updates, wear

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	852	Potions Brewed:	120
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Glimmer Shores Minecraft Server

Glimmer Shores is a Survival Server currently on version 1.20.4 Java Edition! At Glimmer Shores, we’re more than just a server; we’re a vibrant community dedicated to ensuring a safe, welcoming space for everyone to explore, build, and connect. Our commitment extends to maintaining the server with the latest Minecraft updates and features, and ensuring an ever-evolving playground for your imagination. Our dedicated Discord community is the heart of Glimmer Shores. Here, you can meet like-minded players, showcase your creations, and stay in the loop with server news and exclusive events. It’s a place to share, learn, and grow with others who share your passion for Minecraft. Ready to elevate your Minecraft experience? Join us at Glimmer Shores today! Adventure awaits!

Server Info

Version	1.20.4
Gamemode	Survival

Features

McMMO
Lands
Shops
Trade System

Community

Join our Discord community here

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I play on a different version of Minecraft?

Unfortunately, the server is currently on version 1.20.4 Java Edition, so you will need to update your game to join.

2. Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules in the Discord community.

3. How can I get more information about the server events?

You can stay updated on server events and news by joining our Discord community and following the announcements channel.

Pixelated Pervs & Picasso: Minecraft Madness

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forced Sex, Forge, guides, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, madness, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Pervs, Picasso, pixelated, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD Goldmine, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Forced Sex Edition where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Looking for a wild adventure? Look no further than our server where you can merge blocks, control nets, and even indulge in some fetish content (we won’t judge, we might even join in).

But wait, there’s more! Want to train your LoRa skills or delve into some OP pasta? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about our SD Goldmine where you can strike it rich with all the degen goodness your heart desires.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy ride filled with models, embeddings, characters, and more. Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter on this server – but one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

PolandCraft: Where Sheep Wear Lederhosen and Creepers Eat Pierogi

CREEPERS, culture, Democracy, Development, eastern europe, Eat, Economy, european union, european values, Europeanization, Globalization, Identity, integration, lederhosen, Modernization, pierogi, Poland, PolandCraft, Politics, progress, Sheep, society, tradition, transformation, VALUES, wear, westernising

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Poland is westernising just to keep up with us! Join us for a crazy adventure where pigs fly, creepers breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come on and join the madness, because why settle for normal when you can have outrageousness!

StolenSMP

Assistance, concerns, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Experience, Fun, Issues, Keys, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Purchase, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Safety, Sandbox, Server, Staff, Store, Support, Survival, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

If you have any questions regarding our server, information on how we keep our players safe, or any other concerns then please contact the server’s staff who will be happy to assist you!

Help and Support

If you’re having issues with one of your purchases and need help, feel free to speak to one of our staff members on our Discord server and we’ll get back to you as soon as possible.

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Getting through Complexity SMP is harder than understanding taxes

Active, Adventure, AMBITION, Community, complexity, creativity, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Fun, Harder, Horizons, innovation, integrated, Journey, late game, Modded, Mods, power spikes, quality of life, smp, tailored, TAXES, tight-knit, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Server Name	Complexity SMP
Server Age	2 1/2 months
Community	Tight-knit and adventurous
Features	Exploration, quality of life mods, economy, Discord chat integration

FAQ

1. How do I join the Complexity SMP server?

You can join by downloading the modpack and connecting to the server IP provided.

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the community!

3. Is there a Discord server for Complexity SMP?

Yes, we have an active Discord community with useful features for players. You can join us using the provided link.

4. What makes Complexity SMP different from other Minecraft servers?

Complexity SMP focuses on exploration, innovation, and a tight-knit community. The modpack is tailored to the server to enhance gameplay experience.

5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please read the server rules and guidelines provided in the Discord server to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

6. Can I suggest mods or features to be added to the server?

We welcome suggestions from players to enhance the server experience. Feel free to share your ideas in the Discord server.

KingMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, challenge, Community, Competition, creativity, discovery, Diversity, Economy, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, friendship, Fun, innovation, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mining, PvP, Relaxation, Skyblock, strategy, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Hypixel	KingMC
Pros:	Pros:
One of the largest Minecraft servers with a huge player base Offers a wide variety of game modes including minigames, PVP, and more Regular updates and events to keep players engaged Professional moderation and anti-cheat systems	Offers both SMP and PVP game modes for different player preferences Updated to the most recent version 1.20+, ensuring new content and features Community-focused server with a friendly player base Unique server store for additional in-game items
Cons:	Cons:
Can be overwhelming for new players due to the vast number of game modes Some game modes may have long queue times Occasional server lag during peak times	Smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel Limited game modes available Potential for less frequent updates and events

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How many players does each server support?

Hypixel: Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers and can support thousands of players simultaneously.

KingMC: KingMC has a smaller player base compared to Hypixel, but can still support a decent number of players at once.

2. What kind of game modes are available on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including minigames, PVP, and more.

KingMC: KingMC offers both SMP and PVP game modes for players to choose from.

3. How often are updates and events on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel regularly updates its server and hosts events to keep players engaged.

KingMC: KingMC is updated to the most recent version 1.20+ and has a community-focused approach with a friendly player base.

4. Are there any in-game purchases on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel has in-game purchases available for cosmetic items and other perks.

KingMC: KingMC has a server store where players can purchase additional in-game items.

5. Which server would be better for a new player?

It ultimately depends on the player’s preferences, but Hypixel may be overwhelming for new players due to the vast number of game modes available. KingMC offers a more focused experience with SMP and PVP game modes.