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Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

1.5 °C, 2 °C, bangladesh, climate change, climate crisis, developing countries, Dhaka, diarrhea, diarrheal disease, Disaster, environmental health, global warming, health impacts, healthcare system, hospitalizations, infectious diseases, long-term effects, Minecraft, public health, Server, study, temperature increases, vulnerable populations, waterborne diseases

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!

come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

FAIRLEND | ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART Minecraft server

Anarchy, Anarchy in your heart, FAIRLEND, FAIRLEND ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART, minecraft server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ores Mined:	6585
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

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Rope Battle Minecraft Server

activism, anti-oppression, battle, CHANGE, civil disobedience, day of the rope, defiance, empowerment, equality, Fight, freedom, Justice, Minecraft, protest, Rebellion, resistance, resistance movement, revolution, rope, Server, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, uprising

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6021	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Emeralds Found:	1822

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, get ready to FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of evil villagers who decided to take over the server and enslave all the players. But fear not, brave warrior! You have the power to fight back and save the day! Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil villagers and restore peace to the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and powerful creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you find and tame the Diamond Chicken to become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE for an adventure like no other!

Deny the Creeper – Minecraft SMP

artist, ARTISTRY, Author, Craftsmanship, Creative, creativity, creeper, deny, drawing, GENIUS, GIFTED, imagination, Imaginative, Literature, Minecraft, skill, Skilled, smp, storytelling, talent, TALENTED, Writing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the legendary artist who can draw a perfect creeper with just one stroke of his mouse! Rumor has it that he once created a masterpiece of Steve riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, all while sipping a potion of invisibility. You never know what kind of artistic madness you’ll encounter on our server, so come join the fun and show off your own creative skills!

WeddingSkipperMC Server

anger, big day, brother, celebration, celebration dinner, ceremony, close friends, Conflict, Event, family, Graduation, hurt, immediate family, milestone, Outrage, selfish, Server, Tension, tough decision, Wedding, WeddingSkipperMC, Wife

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of family drama and tough decisions? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! We promise no family feuds or wedding conflicts here, just pure gaming fun.

On our server, you can celebrate your virtual achievements without any guilt or backlash from family members. No need to choose between your wife’s graduation and your brother’s wedding – you can have it all in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wedding-free zone where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks. Build your dream world without any family drama following you around. Who needs real-life conflicts when you can escape to our server and have a blast?

So leave the family tension behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your real-life problems? Join now and leave the family drama at the door!

CraftyGiftsMC

age difference, birthday gift, Boundaries, boundaries dismissed, collaboration, CraftyGiftsMC, damascus steel, expressing feelings, family heirlooms, handmade gift, indigenous artist, leather craft, medicinal plants, rain damage, romantic advances, safe storage, sentimental, social cues, special piece, white-tail deer bone, WIBTA

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value boundaries and respect personal space…unlike that guy who just can’t take a hint!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected gifts, like a knife left out in the rain as a birthday present! Who needs diamonds when you can have a soggy blade as a token of someone’s undying affection?

Explore our virtual world and learn the art of leather crafting and local medicinal plants without the fear of unwanted romantic advances. We promise not to push the idea of a connection on you, unless you count connecting creepers with TNT!

So come on in and experience the thrill of setting boundaries and standing up for yourself in a world where even the most well-meaning gestures can go horribly wrong. Who knows, you might even find a safe place to store that pesky knife!

JealousSteveMC SMP

achievement, Admiration, AMBITION, aspiration, comparison, Competition, covetousness, desire, envy, Fame, fortune, idolization, Insecurity, JealousSteveMC, Jealousy, longing, Resentment, rival, Role Model, smp, success, talent

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Farms Harvested:	632	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where the grass is literally made of diamonds and the pigs can fly? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon with a water gun, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think). Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret wizard who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a diamond one with just a flick of their wand.

So why settle for a boring old survival server when you can join us and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft history? Hurry up and join before the creepers start throwing parties without you!

CozyCraft Chillville

blankets, CANDLES, chill day, ChillVille, comfort, Cozy, CozyCraft, home, hot cocoa, Hygge, loungewear, Netflix binge, PAJAMAS, Peaceful, pillows, reading nook, Relaxation, self-care, soft lighting, Tranquility, Unwinding, warm socks

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chill zone for all your cozy needs! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual hot tub, surrounded by friendly pandas and sipping on virtual hot cocoa. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? No problem! Our server has a virtual spa where you can pamper your virtual self with virtual facials and massages. And if you’re feeling extra lazy, just hop on a virtual hammock and let the virtual breeze lull you to sleep. Join our server now for the ultimate chill vibes and cozy feels!

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, 15 years, Conflict, controversy, crime, donation, extremism, Freedom of Russia Legion, Imprisonment, international relations, Justice, Legal System, Minecraft, paramilitary organization, Political, Prison, PrisonCraft, punishment, Russian, sentenced, Server, Teen, Ukraine

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a russian teen getting 15 years in prison for donating to some paramilitary group in ukraine. like, what even is that, right?

anyway, this server is like the ultimate place to be, bro. we got epic builds, insane minigames, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire on a summer night. you gotta join us, man, it’s gonna be a blast.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft player. like, you’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and summon a dragon to do your bidding. it’s totally legit, i swear.

so come on, join us on this crazy minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, and you won’t regret it. trust me, it’s gonna be more fun than watching a cat try to play the piano.

FrostyCraft: WoollyRhinoRevival

Ancient discovery, ancient DNA, ancient history, archaeological find, climate change, environmental preservation, evolutionary biology, extinct species, FrostyCraft, frozen remains, ice age, ice preservation, mammoth steppe, Paleontology, prehistoric animal, preserved, Russian permafrost, scientific breakthrough, scientific research, Siberia, Woolly Rhino, WoollyRhinoRevival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	203
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have woolly rhinos running around like it’s prehistoric times! we found one preserved in the russian permafrost after 32,000 years and now they’re our mascots. ride them into battle against other players or just chill and pet them while you mine for diamonds. who needs regular old horses when you can have a woolly rhino as your trusty steed? join now for the most unique minecraft experience you’ll ever have!