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Freakcraft SMP: Where even the creepers are getting therapy and making friends

+18, 30 players, activities, application, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Freakcraft, Friendly, Friends, Fun, IMPROVEMENTS, java, making, Mods, new, Players, Server, smp, Therapy, Tweaks, two weeks, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	343	Dimension Hops:	14
Love Letters Sent:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Freakcraft SMP Server Details

Version	1.21 Java
Community	18+ chill and friendly community
Server Age	2 weeks old
Number of Players	Approximately 30 players
Peak Players	3-10 players on at any given time
Additional Info	Voice chat encouraged, participation in activities appreciated

FAQ for Freakcraft SMP

How do I join the server?

To join the server, hop into our Discord at https://discord.gg/Dkz9M6yt and fill out our whitelist application.

What makes this server different?

Freakcraft SMP offers a vanilla experience with cool tweaks and improvements, without needing mods. It has a friendly 18+ community atmosphere where voice chat is encouraged.

WoodCraft Minecraft Server

diy, Handmade, Minecraft, Server, wood art, wood carving, wood crafts, wood design, Woodcraft, woodwork, woodwork projects, woodworking, woodworking community, woodworking creations, woodworking hobby, woodworking ideas, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking skills, woodworking techniques, Woodworking tips, woodworking tools, woodworking tutorials

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my blocky friends, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie pigmen who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If battling zombie pigmen isn’t your thing, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Jousting? Grab a saddle, hop on a sheep, and charge headfirst into battle against your friends. The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual mutton!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic beasts, you will gain the power to fly and shoot rainbows out of your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie pigman).

OnirismCraft: Dreamy Minecraft Server

dream analysis, dream exploration, dream imagery, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream narrative, dream realm, dream sequence, dream state, dream symbolism, dream world, Dreamlike, dreams, dreamy, FANTASY, imagination, lucid dreaming, Minecraft, Onirism, OnirismCraft, Server, subconscious, surrealism

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is straight out of a dream…literally! Welcome to the Onirism server, where your wildest dreams come to life (literally).

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us for our weekly “Dreamland Dance Parties” where you can boogie down with Endermen and party with the zombies. Or how about our “Cloud Surfing” event where you can ride on fluffy clouds and soar through the sky like a majestic unicorn?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right…CANDY! So come join us and embark on the sweetest adventure of your Minecraft life.

So why wait? Join the Onirism server today and let your imagination run wild…literally!

BlockChainBuddies Minecraft Server

25k, aita, bad relations, Bitcoin, BlockChainBuddies, college fund, cryptocurrency, Divorce, Financial Advice, friendship, gift, hindsight, Investment, long-term investment., lost friend, Minecraft, mutual fund, personal finance, regret, Rich, risky investment, Server, village idiot

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Towns Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to turn a $400 gift into $25k! Just like how this player’s bitcoin investment skyrocketed, your gaming skills could lead to unimaginable riches in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even become the village legend and have your friends calling you a genius! But be warned, just like the ups and downs of crypto, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Join now and see if you have what it takes to become the next gaming millionaire! Remember, in our world, anything is possible – even losing a friend over virtual riches!

BerryBanditCraft

anger, BerryBanditCraft, brother, Cheesecake, Communication, Cooking, decision, disagreement, family, Food, Fresh, Fridge, going bad, Ingredient, Jam, love, Permission, Rot, Strawberries, topping, Waste

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	188
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Votes:	2199
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn rotten strawberries into delicious strawberry cheesecakes! Join us for a wild culinary adventure as we raid our brother’s fridge for ingredients and create mouth-watering desserts without asking for permission first. Who needs fresh strawberries when you can have a cheesecake made from the brink of expiration? Come join us for a slice of drama and a dollop of deliciousness on our server – where every bite tells a story!

BlockBinge Minecraft Server

addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, BlockBinge, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, hard to stop, internet addiction, love addiction, Minecraft, nicotine addiction, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, self-harm addiction, Server, sex addiction, shopping addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	268
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces in a virtual world? Do you find yourself mining for hours on end, unable to tear yourself away from the endless possibilities of blocky creations? Then look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to feed your addiction!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against flying pigs, and even taming a herd of explosive llamas! Our community is filled with quirky characters who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s building a rollercoaster that defies gravity or creating a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks.

But beware, once you step foot in our server, you may never want to leave. The addictive gameplay, hilarious antics, and insane adventures will keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

PainfulPixels

Agony, anguish, BETRAYAL, Disappointment, emotional distress, emotional pain, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hurt feelings, Loss, mental anguish, mental pain, Pain, PainfulPixels, psychological pain, rejection, Sadness, Suffering, Torment, Trauma

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Star Shards Collected:	218	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2545	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the virtual equivalent of stepping on a Lego barefoot! Our server is so intense, it will make you question your life choices and leave you in tears of laughter. We have a secret potion that will make your character feel like they just stubbed their toe on a diamond block – it’s the ultimate pain without any actual harm! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the agony of our server – it’s a pain you won’t want to miss!

Redstone Revolution

Automotive Industry, business news, CAR, China, Chinese government, clean energy, CNN Business, Electric Car, Electric Vehicle, environmental friendly, government approval, government partnership, innovation, official car, official vehicle, Partnership, Redstone, renewable energy, revolution, sustainable transportation, Technology, tesla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

haha u ever wanted to drive a tesla in minecraft? well now u can on this server where tesla is the official car of the chinese government. imagine zooming around in ur electric ride while dodging pandas and building a great wall of china out of blocks. join now for the most electrifying experience of ur life, trust me u won’t regret it bro. let’s goooooooo!

LastBlockStanding

daily activities, daily routines, everyday tasks, finality, fleeting, fleeting actions, fleeting chances, fleeting experiences, fleeting moments, fleeting occurrences, fleeting opportunities, habits, last time, LastBlockStanding, MOMENTS, mundane, passing, Repetition, Routine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	3

haha join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot arrows out of ur butt. we got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if u give him a diamond. come join da fun and never be bored again! it’s likely dat u do something for da last time every day, so why not do it on our server?

CreeperLoveCraft: Preventable Deaths & Baby Creepers

baby, CreeperLoveCraft, CREEPERS, deaths, depression, health problems, healthcare access, intimate partner issues, leading cause of death, maternal health, maternal mortality, mental health, mental health awareness, postpartum, postpartum individuals, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, pregnant individuals, Preventable, risk factors, social support, substance abuse, SUICIDE, University of Michigan researchers

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

so like, u know how minecraft is like, the best game ever right? well, imagine a server where u can like, build ur own baby bump and give birth to lil block babies! but like, watch out cuz there are creepers everywhere tryna blow up ur maternity ward! join our server and experience the thrill of being a pregnant block person in a world full of danger and excitement! plus, u can like, battle ur postpartum depression by fighting off zombies and skeletons with ur trusty diamond sword! it’s like therapy but with more explosions! come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive pregnancy and motherhood in the world of minecraft!