Ergonomics Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Runes Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	719355	Buildings Constructed:	38

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

ErgoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the floor is not just lava, it’s a pill! That’s right, we’ve replaced all the floors with giant pills that you can jump on and bounce around like a maniac. But be careful, if you stay on the pill for too long, you might start hallucinating and seeing creepers dancing the cha-cha!

Join us for the ultimate pill-popping adventure and see if you can survive the crazy world of our server. We’ve got custom mobs like flying pigs and exploding chickens, and our staff members are all trained in CPR just in case you laugh so hard you forget to breathe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the floor pill madness. Just remember, once you take the floor pill, there’s no turning back!

Blocky Butt-Kickers: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Gamers Who Know the Answer to ‘What is the definitive video game controller?’

answer, blocky, ButtKickers, classic, Competition, console, controller, Definitive, design, Entertainment, Ergonomics, Evolution, FUNCTIONALITY, Game, Gamepad, gameplay, Gamers, Gaming, gaming industry, innovation, Interactive, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, MODERN, Nostalgia, Server, Technology, Ultimate, Video, video game

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	4100	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6112
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old controllers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic and outrageous controller you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a controller made entirely out of diamonds and enchanted with the power to summon dragons at your command. That’s right, forget about joysticks and buttons, on our server, you control the game with pure magic!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn through the Nether? No problem! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience gaming like never before. Who needs a boring old video game controller when you can have one made of diamonds and magic? Let the epic adventures begin!

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	23292	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: Koby, our resident anime expert, is currently living out his wildest dreams by reenacting his favorite anime scenes in-game. From epic battles to romantic moments, you never know what Koby will come up with next! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious and unexpected moments in Minecraft history. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun!

BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

14 year old babysit, AITAH, BabysitCraft, Babysitting, child safety, co parenting, Communication, Date night, emergency contact, family dynamics, long tail tags, mature child, parenting, responsible teenager, ring doorbell camera, single parent, support system, teenage babysitter, TeenSitterCraft, Trust

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Animals Bred:	142
Buildings Constructed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

NeverAgainCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, displaced, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israel, Israeli displacement, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, RETALIATION, rocket attacks, rocket fire, RocketRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Threats, violence, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Void Gems Collected:	18	Alien Abductions:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Items Found:	1977
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Towns Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!