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WorstCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crops Grown:	6943	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of dealing with annoying anime girls like Cocona? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is Cocona-free guaranteed! Join us and never have to worry about her annoying presence ruining your gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle. Who needs Cocona when you have a giant chicken by your side? Join now and experience the epic adventures that await you on our Cocona-free Minecraft server!

GoodVibesOnly Minecraft SMP

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Experience, Feedback, Good, goodvibesonly, Impression, judgment, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, Quality, Rating, review, satisfaction, smp, was it good

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Oh honey, it was better than a diamond sword with sharpness 5! Our Minecraft SMP is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, or if you want to challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly witches who brew potions that make you build faster and jump higher. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

SisNoFairCraft

Boundaries, Communication, emotional impact, extended family, Fairness, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, favoritism, generational differences, gift giving, Individuality, Jealousy, parenting, personal choices, relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisNoFairCraft, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	2585
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat our players like royalty! Just like how this sister spoils her favorite nephew, we’ll spoil you with the most extravagant gifts and attention you could ever imagine.

Join our server and watch as your in-game character receives lavish gifts and exclusive perks that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs fairness when you can have special treatment and VIP status?

Don’t worry about your siblings getting jealous, because on our server, everyone will be too busy admiring your amazing loot and privileges. And just like this sister, we won’t change our ways because we believe in treating our favorite players like the true stars they are.

So come on over and experience the special bond between you and our server, where you’ll be the center of attention and the envy of all your fellow gamers. Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand, Connection, Contentment, Experience, family, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Nature, outdoors, Peace, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, Tranquility

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a castle made entirely of cake, only to have it attacked by a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our legendary sheep herding competition where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around the server?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers. And let’s not forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” contest, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, DPRK, east asia, economic development, historical sites, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, long-term planning, Minecraft, North Korea, Pyongyang, Reopen, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, tourist attractions, travel, travel restrictions, vacation destination

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

u know what else is partially reopening after five years? our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our server is run by kim jong-un himself, so u know it’s gonna be a blast! come build ur dream house in our virtual north korea and experience the thrill of surviving in a land of mystery and wonder. join now before kim decides to close the server again for another five years!

CraftyModiCallsForEnd

constitution, CraftyModiCallsForEnd, Democracy, discrimination, End.., equality, Government, Hinduism, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, Laws, legislation, modi, Politics, prime minister, REFORMS, Religion, religious freedom, secularism, society

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

yo yo yo! come join our EPIC minecraft server where modi himself is calling for an end to india’s religion-based laws! that’s right, even the prime minister is getting in on the action. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to another dimension where they battled evil mobs with modi himself by their side. it was wild, man. so come on over and join the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could you ask for? come on, what are you waiting for? join now!

MIXSPEX

Anarchy, Explore, Fun, game modes, Minecraft, Mini Games, MixSpex, Parkour, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival Games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

MixSpex is a server that will bring you lots of fun. Play and explore all our fun game modes that you will love.

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VirginHypno Minecraft Server

Beliefs, consent, hypnosis, Hypnotized, imagination, Minecraft, misconceptions, Myths, myths about virginity, Psychology, Server, sex, sexual behavior, sexual desires, sexual experiences, sexual fantasies, sexual myths, Sexuality, Stereotypes, VirginHypno, VIRGINITY, virginity and hypnosis, Virgins

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that even the most skilled hypnotist won’t be able to make you imagine having sex! That’s right, our server is so pure and wholesome that even virgins are immune to hypnosis. Join us for a wild ride of family-friendly fun and non-stop laughter as we explore the wonders of Minecraft without any naughty thoughts getting in the way. Who needs hypnotism when you have the power of friendship and creativity on our server? So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the most virginal place to play Minecraft!

HackToriyamaMC SMP

Character development, character growth, constantly fighting, contradictions, Dragon Ball Pooper, fighting to the death, grow stronger, Hack, HackToriyamaMC, Peace, peaceful universe, planet vegeta, power levels, Saiyan culture, Saiyans, smp, SSJ, toddlers, TORIYAMA, transform, transformation, ultimate hardship

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Farms Harvested:	324	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can become the ultimate Saiyan warrior and grow stronger by fighting to the death! But wait, there’s a twist – toddlers can also become Super Saiyan because peace is how Saiyans become stronger in our universe.

Join us as we embark on epic battles and insane adventures, where the peaceful Saiyans from Dragon Ball Pooper can transform while the Saiyans from planet Vegeta struggle to unlock their true power. Will you be the one to master the art of transformation and become the strongest Saiyan in the universe? Join now and find out!

Babyception: Surprise Announcement Edition

#announcement, adoption, baby shower drama, baby shower etiquette, Babyception, brothers baby shower, Edition, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, Golden Child, miracle baby, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy surprise, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, spotlight stealing, Surprise, wedding takeover

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	153	Villages Defended:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	224	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this throwaway account.

Imagine a world where you can steal the spotlight just like the OP plans to do at her brother’s baby shower. Who needs to follow the rules when you can make your own? Create chaos, stir up trouble, and watch the drama unfold as you announce your own pregnancy at someone else’s special event.

With a community like no other, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join us now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, just like the OP did when she told her mom to “eff off” during a family dispute.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly outrageous. Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!