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DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.

Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).

So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

BabyDaddyDutyGoneWrong

adoption, baby daddy, BabyDaddyDutyGoneWrong, Boundaries, Communication, Complications, Conflict, daycare, ex boyfriend, family, finances, Help, nephew, paternity test, postpartum, Pregnancy, relationship, Sacrifices, sister, temporary living, twin

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Votes:	9515

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos just like this insane family situation!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a virtual world where your twin sister is constantly asking you to take care of her baby while she sits back and relaxes. But wait, there’s a twist! The baby’s real father is nowhere to be found and drama ensues as you try to navigate this crazy family dynamic.

But that’s not all! You’ll also have to deal with financial struggles, postpartum complications, and the constant pressure to adopt a child that isn’t even yours. Will you be the hero of the story and save the day, or will you end up in a virtual family feud that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of baby drama. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

KindCraft SMP: Kindness Boost!

act of kindness, Boost, brighten someone’s day, community support, compassion, feel-good moment, Generosity, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, Impact, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness matters, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading kindness, stranger, touching moment, unexpected kindness, uplifting experience

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server out there! We have a community of players who are always ready to prank each other, build ridiculous structures, and go on wild adventures together.

One time, a player on our server left a trail of diamond blocks leading to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. It was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, except the rainbow was made of lava and the leprechaun was a creeper in a top hat.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can make friends, pull off insane stunts, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures, then join us and become part of the madness! Who knows, you might even receive a random act of kindness that will blow your mind and change your Minecraft life forever.

MineCraftMoodBoost

coping strategies, counseling, emotional wellness, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, MinecraftMoodBoost, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session for your brain! Our virtual world is like a magical wonderland where all your stress and worries disappear as you mine, build, and explore. Rumor has it that even the creepers on our server have been trained in the art of relaxation techniques, so you can peacefully coexist with them without fear of explosion. So come on in and let our pixelated paradise work its magic on your mental health!

StarveCraft Minecraft Server

appalled, Conflict, Diplomacy, Ethics, extremism, foreign policy, Gazans, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, Justified, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, Politics, Server, Smotrich, starvation, StarveCraft, suggestion, united states, US

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier ideas than smotrich suggesting starving gazans is a good idea. we believe in feeding our players with endless fun and excitement, not starvation. our server is so lit, even the US is appalled by how awesome it is. come build, mine, and survive with us as we create a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers. so join now and let’s show the world how minecraft should really be played!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL

Attack, cyber attack, diplomatic tensions, Disinformation, Explanation, fake news, foreign policy, government response, information warfare, intelligence analysis, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk region attack, kyiv, lol, media manipulation, military conflict, Misinformation, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian disinfo, security threat, U.S. demands

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	264	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner russian disinfo agent and demand explanations from kyiv about attacks in kursk region. build ur own propaganda machine and spread fake news like a pro. team up with other players to create chaos and confusion in the virtual world. come join us for a wild ride of misinformation and mayhem!

MicrobeCraft: Microwave Mayhem

(Domestic), adaptation, Appliances, Bacteria, biotechnological potential, discovery, Environment, innovation, kitchen, Laboratory, MAYHEM, MicrobeCraft, Microbes, microbiology, Microbiome, microwave, microwaves, new information, research, sampling, Science, study, Technology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Farms Harvested:	264
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the microbes in our microwaves are actually super cool creatures ready to party with u!!! imagine cooking ur food and then BAM a tiny microbial party starts in ur microwave!!! u can be friends with them and go on epic adventures together in our server!!! who knew microwaves could be so lit??? join now for the most unique gaming experience ever!!! 🎉🔥🚀

Realm of Rhaya

auraskills, Biomes, Conflict, continents, Custom Map, Dynmap, Economy, FANTASY, fast travel, Geopolitics, History, Java 1.21, Lore, minecraft server, Nation building, play.realmofrhaya.com, port systems, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, train technology, Victorian, Wars

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Star Shards Collected:	185
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to the Realm of Rhaya! Our server is based in the geopolitics of a victorian fantasy era!

Rhaya has a completely custom 10k by 10k map with a multitude of different biomes and continents to lay your claim!

We have many plugins to assist in creating an intriguing geopolitical experience, such as Towny, Dynmap, AuraSkills and many more! We’ve developed custom fast travel throughout the world with the advent of train technology and port systems along the coast!

Create & build up your nation! Publish your story through lore in the wiki! Create conflict through wars to shape the world’s history and make a name for yourself within the Realm of Rhaya!

IP Java 1.21: play.realmofrhaya.com Website:https://realmofrhaya.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/8eFTepfNuY Wiki: https://rhayarealm.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page

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TalentFreedomMC Server

artistic freedom, Authenticity, creativity, Expression, Individuality, Interpretation, Meaning, not shitposting, originality, personal growth, Self-expression, Server, talent development, talent discovery, talent empowerment, talent exploration, talent freedom, talent fulfillment, talent potential, talent realization, TalentFreedomMC, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8395	Zombie Dances:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about mining for rare ores in a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the ground is made of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky chair.

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous fun. Who needs talent freedom when you can have this level of insanity?

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – MineCrafters United

AK EN Database, akg, AKG resources, Andreana, arknights, beeswax, Caster Lin, Chong Yue, Defender Shu, Elysium, Eyjafjalla, Firewhistle, Guard Mountain, Guard Pepe, Guard Qiubai, Guard Thorns, Guard Zuo Le, Highmore, hoederer, Honeyberry, Kirara, La Pluma, lin.., Lunacub, Min, Minecraft, Minecrafters, Misaligned Sightseer, Nightingale, Papyrus, Pozyomka, Ptilopsis, Purestream skin, Sand Reckoner, smp, Sniper Narantuya, Specialist Mr. Nothing, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Proviso, surtr, Swire The Elegant Wit, Toddifons, United, Vanguard Cantabile, Vanguard Poncirus, Vanguard Wan Qing, Weedy, Whisperain

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever join! We have 6 Caster Lin casting spells left and right, 6 Guard Thorns guarding the most epic treasures, and 5* Supporter Proviso supporting you through all your crazy adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic battle between 6 Defender Shu and 6 Guard Zuo Le as they fight for dominance over the land. And don’t forget about the 5* Vanguard Wan Qing who is ready to lead you into battle with style.

And if that’s not enough, we have Trials for Navigator #4 where you can earn the Purestream skin and show off your swag to all your friends. Plus, with skins like Eyjafjalla the Hvít Aska and Surtr, you’ll be the envy of all the other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

BlockPartyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, BlockPartyCraft, Conflict, foreign relations, gaza, Hamas, international politics, iran, Islamic Jihad, Ismail Haniyeh, killing, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, political tensions, regional instability, response, RETALIATION, right time, security threats, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Potions Brewed:	56	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Ismail Haniyeh himself would wanna play on it! yea dat’s right, da leader of Hamas would be all up in dis server, buildin’ epic structures and slayin’ creepers like a boss.

we got crazy events happenin’ all da time, like one time a player built a giant chicken statue dat came to life and started terrorizin’ da whole server! but don’t worry, we took care of it with our secret weapon… a herd of angry llamas armed with diamond swords!

so if u wanna join in on da fun, come on over to our server and prepare for da most epic adventure of your life! who knows, maybe Ismail Haniyeh will even challenge u to a build battle or somethin’!