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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7819 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6202 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Israel and Hamas tried to join in on the fun. They were all like, “Yo, can we trade some diamonds for some hostages and a ceasefire?” And we were all like, “Nah, bro, we’re too busy building giant statues of Steve riding a dragon.”
So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!