Equity Analysis Minecraft Servers

Equity Analysis Minecraft Servers

  • Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

    Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 5971
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magic Items Found: 3766 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

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    Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

    Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 7050
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Star Shards Collected: 164
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

    Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

    Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

    And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TableTimeTussle

    TableTimeTussle
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 4232
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8179 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 213 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

    But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

    Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 1850
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Animals Bred: 111 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Magic Items Found: 4901
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

    KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 5779
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Towns Built: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 462 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

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    so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Haven 1.20.1

    Pixel Haven 1.20.1
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 2943
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Magic Items Found: 2913
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Runes Activated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

    We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

    And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

    Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

    Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 6091
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Votes: 7752
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Potions Brewed: 37
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

    Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

    So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 1287
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

    Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MILcraftMadness

    MILcraftMadness
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 4975
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 1448 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Animals Bred: 192

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

    Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

    Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

    On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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