equipment upgrade Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bants

accident, Bants, blocky, chipped tooth, consequences, Damage, dental care, dental emergency, dental health, emergency, fear, Frustration, Hope, metal fork, neglect, Pain, poor hygiene, regret, save teeth, self-blame, weak teeth

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Ores Mined:	6686	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even chipping your front tooth on a metal fork can’t bring you down! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even some dental hygiene tips along the way.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold. But be careful, one wrong move and you might just chip a tooth on that fork you left lying around in your virtual inventory.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together. And hey, maybe we can even help you with that chipped tooth situation. Just don’t blame us if you accidentally bite into another fork!

JoJo’s Blocky Adventure

Abuse, Adventure, Arrow, blocky, Character development, childhood trauma, complex villain, dark secrets, emotional depth, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Guilt, hidden past, jojo, Jojos, Kira, Manga, Protection, redemption arc, sad villain, Sympathy, Toshiyuki-kun, tragic backstory

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
New Chunks Explored:	419332	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Did you know that on this server, Kira’s mother abused him when he was a child? But don’t worry, Kira’s father bought the arrow to protect him out of guilt for not doing anything! It’s like a JoJo manga come to life!

Toshiyuki-kun even wanted to put this story in the manga, but he was afraid it would make people sympathize with Kira too much. So now you can experience it firsthand on our server!

Come join us for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now!

Crafty Lads & Lasses

Amused, attraction, Basic, Boring, Crafty, data, Gender Roles, hobbies, horny, interests, Lads, Larping, Lasses, memes, Men, Obligations, obsessive thoughts, Politics, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, video games, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of obsessing over women and looking for a new obsession? Look no further, because on our server, women will be the last thing on your mind!

Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where women are a thing of the past. Instead, you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of politics, cool data, memes, and of course, video games!

Forget about basic and boring people, because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by the most outrageous and entertaining individuals you’ll ever meet!

So why obsess over women when you can join our server and obsess over building epic structures, defeating dragons, and exploring vast worlds?

Come join us today and say goodbye to your women-obsessed days forever!

NijiCraft: Where Virtual Idols Mine and LOL Together

discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, IDOLS, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, lol, Luxiem, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our players are like the NIJISANJI_EN YouTube channels, full of energy and entertainment! You’ll never have a dull moment on this server. – Need some laughs? Follow us on Twitter and witness the hilarious adventures of LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and TTT! – Our team-up schedule is so organized, you’ll feel like you’re part of a professional eSports team. Watch streams at the same time and dominate the virtual world together! – And don’t even get me started on our graduated livers and miscellaneous section. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and absolutely INSANE Minecraft server today! You won’t regret it…probably.

Blocky LOLs

blocky, lols

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	121
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, then you’ve come to the right place. Here, we have EXPLOSIVE creepers that shoot fireworks instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING Ender Dragon who busts out some sick moves while you try to defeat it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DISCO cave where all the mobs are wearing glowsticks and raving to the beat of the music.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has UNICORNS that poop rainbows? Yes, you heard that right. And if you manage to catch one of those rainbow poops, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical LEPRECHAUN that lives in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! No webms, only gifs allowed because we like to keep things WACKY around here.

Pixelmon Pals – Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, April 25, Bandai, Catch, CS Mod Details, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, digimon survive, Dreamers, EN trailer, Epilogue, Gotta, Habu Kazumasa, Liberator, Lost Evolution, PALS, PC, Pixelmon, Premium Heroines, Reference Book, Resources, Seekers, ST-18, ST-19, Switch, US BD/DVD, US pre-orders, WRATH MODE

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
New Chunks Explored:	387261	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to WRATH MODE Edition! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the most intense and outrageous server you’ve ever seen!

Join our server for a chance to battle DIGIMON in epic showdowns! Take on the role of a DIGIMON Tamer and prove your skills in the digital world. But beware, because things are about to get wild!

We’ve got exclusive game news straight from the digital realm. From DIGIMON Survive updates to the latest in card game news, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our LIBERATOR NEWS – where you can uncover the secrets of the digital world.

But that’s not all! Join us for crazy events like the Adventure 25th Color Evolution 2nd wave US pre-orders and the Premium Heroines set pre-order. It’s a digital extravaganza like you’ve never seen before!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the digital world with us and experience WRATH MODE Edition like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: ‘I raise you’

banter, blocky, cultural beliefs, double standards, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, judgment, Misogyny, modern society, promiscuity, raise, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual freedom, Sexuality, slut shaming, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Farms Harvested:	283	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crops Grown:	3942

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions while building epic blocky creations! 🌟

Join us and explore a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity reigns supreme. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and unleash your inner architect!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we believe in equality for all players. No more double standards or unfair judgments. Whether you’ve had 0 or 1000 sexual partners, you’re welcome here with open arms (and pickaxes)!

So come on, join us and discover a community like no other. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so enlightening and hilarious at the same time? 😉🔥

Pixelated Playtime Paradise

action sequences, Anime, Character development, cinematic experience, creative liberties, diverse characters, engaging plot twists, faithful adaptation, Fan Service, Gaming Community, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, new perspectives, Nostalgia, original content, Paradise, pixelated, Playtime, storytelling, unique art style, Video game adaptations, visual effects, world-building

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Villages Defended:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	154	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and maybe even find a secret portal to the Nether realm (if you’re lucky).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise attack from a gang of zombie pigmen or a spontaneous dance party in the village square.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted suit of armor? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the mines and never found his way out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

CraftyMBTI – Where ISFJ players build with heart and soul!

Behavior, Blasting, BUILD, characteristics, Clever, CraftyMBTI, dangerously cheesy, feeling, Heart, introverted, isfj, Judging, mbti, myers briggs, new things, Personality, piss, Players, poor emotional intelligence, Resourceful, sensing, Soul, strong intellect, Successful, Traits, TYPE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most mind-blowing adventure of your life? Join us and unleash your inner ISFJ powers!

On this server, we don’t just build, we DESTROY! Show off your strong intellect by strategically blowing up your enemies’ bases with TNT. And don’t forget to let out your inner cheeseball by leaving a trail of dangerously cheesy pranks behind you.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with geniuses like yourself who are always up for a challenge. Whether you’re a master builder or a redstone wizard, there’s always something new and exciting to discover on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some EPIC chaos together!

CraftyCrafters: The Future of Minecraft in 2018!

#Average Canadians, #backwards thinking, #mass deportation, #Mr. leaf, 2018, AMERICANS, blush, Canadians, CraftyCrafters, Future, Immigrants, lefties, LUCK, MAGA, Minecraft, reddit, trump, twitter

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Animals Bred:	32

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join now for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter!

Imagine a world where Canadians rule the land, laughing at amerifat MAGAs and Trump like it’s nobody’s business. They’re so lucky they’re not Americans, am I right?

But hold on, things have taken a crazy turn! Average Canadians are now saying things that would make the MAGA crowd blush. Even lefties on leddit and twatter are shocked by the things coming out of Mr. Leaf’s mouth. Mass deportation, anyone?

Join us on this server for a WILD adventure where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next!