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ComplimentCraft

backhanded compliment, deceptive flattery, disguised insult, double-edged praise, fake praise, insidious compliment, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, left-handed compliment, masked criticism, passive-aggressive compliment, sarcastic compliment, shady compliment, sly compliment, sneaky jab, snide compliment, subtle insult, two-faced compliment, underhanded praise, veiled jab

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	6572
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is nice to each other? Well, look no further! Join our server where our players will compliment you with backhanded insults like “Wow, you’re so good at mining for someone who’s so terrible at building” or “I love your skin, it’s so unique… in a bad way.”

But that’s not all! Our server also has insane events like the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into exploding pigs, causing chaos and hilarity for hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to 80s music.

So come join us on this wild rollercoaster of a server, where the insults are disguised as compliments and the adventures are crazier than a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Biden’s Creeper Kingdom

Abuse, Accountability, accusations, allegations, Bidens, Blame, controversy, creeper, DAUGHTER, fair, Family issues, joe biden, Justice, Kingdom, molesting, Politics, raping, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, society, speculation, Truth, victim blaming

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Joe Biden’s hair plugs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Joe himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and conspiracy theories that will make you question everything. Who knows, maybe even Joe’s daughter will log on and spill the tea on her dad. So come on, join us and let’s uncover the truth…or at least have a good laugh trying!

Crafty Trannycoin Bros: Mining, Building, and LOLs Await!

Await, bros, building, Crafty, lols, Mining, trannycoin

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Emeralds Found:	9271	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Void Gems Collected:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Do you ever wonder what it’s like to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is waiting for his next challenger!

BreakfastCraft

breakfast foods, breakfast options, cuisine, culinary delights, culinary traditions, cultural experiences, culture, Dining, Exploration, Food, Foodie Adventures, global flavors, international cuisine, local dishes, morning meal, tasty meals, traditional breakfast, travel, unique dining experiences

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	747333	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7389
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1634	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Come join our Minecraft server and find out which country has the best traditional breakfast… in Minecraft! Dig through virtual landscapes and mine your way to discovering the ultimate breakfast dish that will have you craving virtual pancakes and bacon all day long. Join now and embark on a hilarious culinary adventure that will have you laughing and munching on pixelated breakfast goodies in no time!

EeveeEmpire

Aesthetically Pleasing, Auto Legendary Spawning System, Battletower, Beautiful EV, Blissey Training Area, Catch Combos, Chat Tags, Economy, Eevee Empire, FLAN Claiming System, Global Tasks, MissingMons, MysticMons, Pasture Breeding System, Pixelmon, Player Chest Shops, Player Gyms, PokeSell, PvE, Ranked ELO System, Stats Dex Ranks, Survival, TMs System, Trivia GTS, Weekly kits, Wondertrade

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Eevee Empire

Ip: play.eeveeempire.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/wZAZy8FXxZ

Welcome to the ultimate Cobblemon kingdom! Embark on your adventure in a realm crafted with a fresh new map and custom features, ensuring a relaxing and enjoyable experience for every player, and ready to grow.

Just like Eevee, your adventure can take many unique and exciting paths. Our server is always finding new ways to let you customize your experience! An empire’s strength and splendor come from the community that builds it—brick by brick, soul by soul. Join us for a breathtaking Cobblemon journey and become part of something extraordinary!

play.eeveeempire.com

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Tag, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

lixf.vanillaboxmc.ru

Medellin Madness

colombia, crime, Cultural differences, Europeans, GOMORRAH, History, Latin America, madness, medellin, misconceptions, narcos, new world, pablo escobar, PRETEND, Sodoma, south america, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, Urban Legends, violence

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	337	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	635584	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the Medellin of the gaming world – except without the drugs and violence (we promise).

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last part). But seriously, our server is so lit that even Europeans think it’s the Sodoma and Gomorrah of the new world. Why? Because we have the craziest events, the most epic builds, and the friendliest community this side of the digital universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a llama or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lucky Blocks Millionaire Madness

50-50, ask-the-audience, blocks, chances, Contestant, correct answer, Entertainment, Fairness, game of luck, game show, incorrect answers, lifelines, LOSING, Lucky, madness, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Odds, phone-a-friend, Probability, random selection, statistics, television, winning

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Star Shards Collected:	173
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ores Mined:	9972

Are you tired of games that rely on luck? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the odds are always in your favor! With a 690.08% chance of winning, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. Our lifelines include calling a Minecraft expert friend with a 95% success rate, asking the Minecraft audience for help (also 95% success rate), and the 50-50 option where we remove two wrong answers, leaving you with a guaranteed correct choice. With these odds, you’ll be the ultimate Minecraft millionaire in no time. Don’t waste your time on games of chance, join our server and dominate the virtual world!

Pixel Purgatory

Breakup, Communication, Conflict, counseling, forgiveness, Honesty, Insecurities, MISTAKES, misunderstanding, moving on, partner, reconciliation, regret, ReIgnite, relationship, ruined, second chance, starting over, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Looking to spice up your Minecraft love life? Join our server and unleash chaos upon your relationship! Build a house together only to have it blown up by a creeper! Go on romantic mining expeditions that end in disaster! Fight over who gets to tame that elusive pink sheep! Who needs couples therapy when you have our server to bring you closer together in frustration and anger? Join now and watch your relationship combust in the most entertaining way possible!

Experience

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Paper Bedrock Plugins Community Custom Clans Version Intersting Friendly Join Blast Adventure Creative Economy PvP Minigames Events Quests Mods

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Votes:	8343
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to the Experience survival Minecraft server! What we offer-

1.Latest paper Minecraft version. 1.20.6 2.Bedrock combability. 3.Tons of plugins to keep the game intersting. 4.A friendly community 5.Custom created plugins for the server, for example clans!

What are you waiting for? Join a new survival minecraft server and have a blast!

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