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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1463 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness