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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8236 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
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