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Post-Coital Pixels

alone, blissful, emotions, ex girlfriend, getting laid, ignoring, Kissing, Nightmares, personal growth, pixels, Playing, PostCoital, Praying, relationships, satisfying, Sleeping, state of bliss, successful dates, video games, weekends, WOMAN

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Animals Bred:	102
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

Adriatic Sea, balkan, balkan countries, BALKANS, CraftyPasta, culture, debunking myths, EU, Europe, geography, History, Italian culture, italy, Mediterranean, Misconception, misconception debunked, Misinformation, peninsula, Server, southern europe, Stereotypes, travel, Western Europe

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Buildings Constructed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

ARR relics, Benchmark, CraftyCactuars, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Edition, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Linkshells, MEETUPS, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, XIV, xivg

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

action, Anime, anime fans, black butler, Butlers, Ciel Phantomhive, CREEPERS, dark fantasy, Demons, English Dub, ep2, japanese animation, just aired, kuroshitsuji, Manga adaptation, manga series, Minecraft, Mystery, Sebastian Michaelis, Supernatural, victorian era, waiting for subs, Yana Toboso

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Votes:	7891	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Villages Defended:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

CraftyLoliLand

Anime, Boundaries, Community, community guidelines, controversial, CraftyLoliLand, cute, discussion, ethical concerns, fetishization, forum, inappropriate, internet culture, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, ONLINE, sharing, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Towns Built:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

#facial hair, #mens grooming, Appearance, clean, clean cut, clean-shaven, facial grooming, fashion, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming routine, grooming tips, hygiene, Masculinity, Men’s Fashion, personal care, pixels, self-care, self-respecting man, ShaveCraft, shaving, stay, Style, well groomed

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mines Excavated:	1118
Crops Grown:	9565	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

Academy, ai, album, April 20th, April 21st, culture, Divegrass, Edt, experimentation, Generals, League, League Academy, learning, managers, Matches, Minecraft, Pro Evolution Soccer, simulation, Teams, Threads, Twerk, UTC, villager, VT, watch

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Emeralds Found:	2618
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

Pixelated Nostalgia: SNES Throwback Minecraft Server

1992, 3D Graphics, ai, catastrophe, coming through, Controlling, Credit, drab, full 3D, jump, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pixelated, Problems, remake, retro gaming, Server, SNES, Throwback, Understanding, unreal engine, video games, young

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7248
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Votes:	5100	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we bring your favorite SNES games to life in full 3D! Imagine playing your favorite classic games like never before, with Unreal graphics and AI that will blow your mind.

Picture this: you’re playing as your favorite SNES character, jumping through obstacles and battling enemies, all while being controlled by a mysterious force at night. But don’t worry, we’ve upgraded your abilities and given you new powers to conquer this catastrophic world.

Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll experience the thrill of nostalgia mixed with modern technology. Don’t let the credit go to someone else, come join our server and show off your skills in ways you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s relive the glory days of gaming in a whole new light. See you in the game!

CraftyWifeBeaters – Where old traditions come back to life!

CraftyWifeBeaters, cultural acceptance, domestic violence, feminist movement, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender-based violence, historical practices, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal rights, Life, Misogyny, patriarchy, sexism, social justice, societal change, societal norms, societal progress, toxic masculinity, Traditions, violence against women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	158
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Magic Items Found:	8204	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we embrace the good ol’ days of the patriarchy! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who joined and instantly became the ruler of the land, all because they followed the patriarchal ways of our ancestors.

Imagine a world where you can build your own kingdom and have all the power at your fingertips. That’s what awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s bring back the patriarchy in the most hilarious way possible.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of something truly outrageous!