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Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1110	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

Armor Set Search, Crafty, decorations, emulation, Hunter Connect, Hunters, Iceborne, Item database, Kiranico, MH Frontier, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, modding, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, patch notes, Pingsdex, Ryozo interview, Server, slash, SMASH, Steam Deck, Sunbreak, United, VG

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	933	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

CreepyCraft: Where the Creepers Tap on Your Window!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ores Mined:	7399	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are creepers tapping on your window again? Join our Minecraft server and build a fortress so strong even the Ender Dragon will be jealous! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Dragon Eggs Found:	1255	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyQueens – Where even the creepers are attracted to women sexually and romantically! Join us for a wild adventure!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.

Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!

LazyCraft: Where even the blocks take naps!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of working in your boring country and counting down the days until Friday? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only work you’ll be doing is building your dream world!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers go boom and noobs get lost! ‘Reminder:’ Bring your sense of humor!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of a wacky world where pigs fly (literally), creepers do the cha-cha, and the villagers have a secret underground dance club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington III. These feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky griefer trying to steal your precious loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every passing rainbow. Rumor has it that finding one will bring you eternal luck and fortune in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FagCraft: Where Creepers are Fabulous and Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend

CREEPERS, diamonds, FAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, Fabulous, fag, FagCraft, Friend, Girls

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Void Gems Collected:	31
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!