#EPISODE01 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Players Killed by Monsters:	4736

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4429

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6165	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magic Items Found:	4160	Void Gems Collected:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Emeralds Found:	6296	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Love Letters Sent:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?